The Scorenado

ricardobee · December 28, 2013

I may be a little battered but I've just had a great idea for a kick off routine. From kick off, the teams 10 outfield players form a huddle and circle the ball completely. They then shuffle towards the goal keeping the ball in the middle. Any foul would be a tackle from behind, resulting in a free kick where the huddle, or "scorenado" (tm), would continue its desperate but ultimately inevitable march to the goal. 1-0

*phones roberto*

Pat's Van · December 28, 2013

ricardobee said:
I may be a little battered but I've just had a great idea for a kick off routine. From kick off, the teams 10 outfield players form a huddle and circle the ball completely. They then shuffle towards the goal keeping the ball in the middle. Any foul would be a tackle from behind, resulting in a free kick where the huddle, or "scorenado" (tm), would continue its desperate but ultimately inevitable march to the goal. 1-0

*phones roberto*

you just copied this off the guy who posted it in the Malky Mackeye thread didn't ya ??? Plagiarism !!!

noharmdone · December 28, 2013

Sounds superb..

But what can the goalie do mate ?

ricardobee · December 28, 2013

I haven't made a thread this year so I'm getting one in now

mythbuster · December 28, 2013

Yeah, it's called obstruction and it's against the rules of the game

chicoazul · December 28, 2013

Its quite simply a beautiful idea. Make it so Martinez.

icburns · December 28, 2013

Clearly any foul on the scorenado would be denying a clear goal scoring chance as well.

Big Fat Sam · December 28, 2013

If Everton did it you can guarantee one of the 10 outfield players would boot it back to Howard, who would in turn play a simple pass to Osman who'd **** it up and the result would be a red card, penalty, goal and uphill struggle for 70 minutes.

Yes I'm still angry.

Kiwi · December 28, 2013

i thought somehow that this thread was going to be related somehow to Sharknado Best movie EVER

TheSpaniard · December 28, 2013

I always wondered why when we had fellaini we never cut a bowl into his hair, so that Howard could just drop the ball on his head and he could just walk it through to the other goal

noharmdone · December 28, 2013

TheSpaniard said:
I always wondered why when we had fellaini we never cut a bowl into his hair, so that Howard could just drop the ball on his head and he could just walk it through to the other goal

Mind.. Blown..

ToffeeDan · December 28, 2013

So basically if you win the toss you kick-off and make sure you use the clock well so the opposition can't do anything more than draw (when they copy the Scorenado method) - and hope you win 21-20.

ricardobee · December 28, 2013

ToffeeDan said:
So basically if you win the toss you kick-off and make sure you use the clock well so the opposition can't do anything more than draw (when they copy the Scorenado method) - and hope you win 21-20.

Welcome to the future people

I'VE RUINED FOOTBALL FFS