The Rubbish Christmas Bonus Thread

blue61 · December 17, 2014

Having heard stories of rubbish Christmas donations on the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 today, such as cartons of cream, a bottle of mayonnaise and a bag of turnips. Who can come up with the worst Christmas bonus received past and present. Mine is probably a bottle of cooking wine, but I rarely get a bonus. I'm sure there are worse out there. Over to GOT.

ijjysmith · December 17, 2014

Don't get one mate.

So that's pretty bad!

sageyefc · December 17, 2014

Lol a 'kin bag of turnips and a bottle of mayonnaise. Where was this

Baines' left foot · December 17, 2014

I got a £4 bottle of Sauvignon Blanc off one of the subcontractors in work.

I was also offered a 2015 cat calendar today, but I declined.

blue4eva77 · December 17, 2014

ijjysmith said:
Don't get one mate.

So that's pretty bad!

Yep same here.

I don't even get a xmas card. Hand shake. Nothing. Quite sad actually when you sit and think about it.

blue61 · December 17, 2014

sageyefc said:
Lol a 'kin bag of turnips and a bottle of mayonnaise. Where was this

They were separate, the mayonnaise I think was for a milkman off a customer, the other was off a farmer for a worker unsurprisingly, and was to share out between a few of them

blue61 · December 17, 2014

What's the difference between 'bonus' and 'p*nis'. Your wife/girlfriend will ALWAYS blow your bonus.

Tramps_mate · December 17, 2014

Got £100 John Lewis voucher today.. Company bonus in march though..

steken1 · December 17, 2014

Should be getting a £500 bonus as I've blew everyone out the water, but I'm leaving for a new job in Jan so I know they're gunna bump me.

orly · December 18, 2014

couple of grand, it's ok, not as much as my mates

Big Fat Sam · December 18, 2014

orly said:
couple of grand, it's ok, not as much as my mates

Zero pence. Be thankful!

tommye · December 18, 2014

was told once by a boss that having a job to go back to in January was bonus enough for everyone.

fat fkin minge

EFCNIK · December 18, 2014

Hahaha KOFF Tommy's boss ya mingebag.

chicoazul · December 18, 2014

This and that, but I'm not telling you as only bells brag about money and I've painted myself as a boss socialist in the Brand thread.

orly · December 18, 2014

chicoazul said:
This and that, but I'm not telling you as only bells brag about money and I've painted myself as a boss socialist in the Brand thread.

Orly?