The road rage thread

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JimmyJeffers

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Shamelessly stolen from a well known publication, use this thread here to vent our anger at all the utter morons that inhabit our roads.
I'll start: to the gentleman who was driving the Audi right up my arse for several miles on the A1 before deciding to overtake on a blind summit, I hope you accidentally lodge your genitals in your George Foreman grill and when in A and E you bump into your mother in law with an ice pack sellotaped to your groin.
Anyone else? Cough @Baines' left foot
 

My drive each morning is 18 miles to the office... I give myself 30 mins to cover this each day as 16 miles of it is dual carriageway. Todays journey had me fuming... 7 sets of traffic lights in the 2 miles which are not DC..... once on the DC it was down to 1 lane and a 40mph speed limit as they were cutting the grass verges... this 1 lane situ went on for about 13 miles... all of which were stuck behind a tractor at an average speed of 26mph.... how do you think I felt ?
 

*makes note of thread as a good outlet for a really good rant at some point in the very near future
 
Kurt said:
My drive each morning is 18 miles to the office... I give myself 30 mins to cover this each day as 16 miles of it is dual carriageway. Todays journey had me fuming... 7 sets of traffic lights in the 2 miles which are not DC..... once on the DC it was down to 1 lane and a 40mph speed limit as they were cutting the grass verges... this 1 lane situ went on for about 13 miles... all of which were stuck behind a tractor at an average speed of 26mph.... how do you think I felt ?
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Aroused?
 
Eggs said:
...never understood Road range. Chill your beans, you'll get there in the end and there are much more important things in life.
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Not always. Last week I went to go to the shops for some grub, got you the end of our road and found some works traffic lights causing naddive queues. I turned around and came home. Not been to the shop since.

Starving now though.
 

Eggs said:
...never understood Road range. Chill your beans, you'll get there in the end and there are much more important things in life.
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I never used to get it until I moved to the city where the streets are paved with gold. People are extremely aggressive down here and will happily put your safety at risk just to overtake one car. It's hard not to rage when someone nearly puts you in the central reservation at 50mph!
 
chrismpw said:
Not always. Last week I went to go to the shops for some grub, got you the end of our road and found some works traffic lights causing naddive queues. I turned around and came home. Not been to the shop since.

Starving now though.
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Try meals on wheels mate.
 
Bruce Wayne said:
Deliberately running people down on a London bridge = terrorism.

Deliberately knocking a cyclist off their bike = our fault for being alive.

Just saying. As @Eggs rightly says, chill out a bit.
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I wouldnt deliberately hit them or abuse them they just annoy me way more than they should especially here they have plenty of cycle lanes to use and prefer to use the congested roads
 

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