The Player Who Hasn't been Mentioned Comp

[Kenny P]

Crash Bandicoot

He would have some energy in the midfield. Have to make sure he had double spin before paying big bucks though. Would love to see the dance when he scores too!

 

[Andy McGurk]

Gravesen on loan

 

[Moomin]

George Boyd.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Asamoah Gyan

 

[Royal]

Leigh Griffiths. *taps nose*

 

[Loz]

Duncan Ferguson to re-register as a player and show Romelu how it's done.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Duncan Ferguson to re-register as a player and show Romelu how it's done.

my first thought to the comical Andy Carroll nonsense rumour was, how much of a brutal Carnival of Death would he become with Big Dunc training him.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Bruma from Galatasary. Deffo on.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Already been mentioned, but I know this is nailed on.

Riquelme has finally landed and is heading to Finch Farm for his medical.

Finally...

 

[sexualchocolate]

steven n'nzonzi

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Aaron Lennon

Where's my prize ffs?

 

[L4Everton]

Bosco Balaban.

 

[ijjysmith]

Savo Milosevic

 

[Groucho]

my first thought to the comical Andy Carroll nonsense rumour was, how much of a brutal Carnival of Death would he become with Big Dunc training him.

Andy Carroll will never even be a local fairground of mild peril, let alone a carnival of death.