The pissypant bed wetter thread

[The Blue Watch]

Hi lads.

Any tips for a 31 year old who's a couple of hours away from being afflicted by bedwetting?

Right, I've composed myself. I am a grown man and will deal with this accordingly.

Off to get pissed

 

[LocalNative]

I'm LocalNative and i'm a bedwetter.

I guess it all began when our major deadline day signing was Enner Valenica on loan...

*hopes to be vaulted

 

[Yorkie]

I couldn't piss the bed if I tried. If I've been out drinking I always try have a pint of water before I go to bed. If I've been drinking properly I forget whether I've had the water and drink several pints of water.

Wake up the next morning feeling like I've got a large boulder in my torso and hurry to the loo.
*touch wood* it's been weeks since an incident!

 

[Paul w]

I couldn't piss the bed if I tried. If I've been out drinking I always try have a pint of water before I go to bed. If I've been drinking properly I forget whether I've had the water and drink several pints of water.

Wake up the next morning feeling like I've got a large boulder in my torso and hurry to the loo.
*touch wood* it's been weeks since an incident!

Well done you.

 

[ToffeeTim]

We were right again.

KOFF EVERTON

 

[magicjuan]

Here we can converge to specifically moan about how crap Everton are and how we can't sign anyone because we're skint meffs, I feel this thread is a necessity

please, could we stop with Everton bit ? It is seriously embarrassing. What is it supposed to do or mean?

Is it supposed to be cool, or hip, or trendy? Because it just isn't. Not even in a sarcastic, ironic way.

So, pretty please with kin bells on, could we not?

T.I.A.

 

[MikeH72]

please, could we stop with Everton bit ? It is seriously embarrassing. What is it supposed to do or mean?

Is it supposed to be cool, or hip, or trendy? Because it just isn't. Not even in a sarcastic, ironic way.

So, pretty please with kin bells on, could we not?

T.I.A.

Yes mate, it definitely is all of those things

 

[magicjuan]

Yes mate, it definitely is all of those things

Beg to differ. Maybe if you have an itchy beard, tight pants and an unhealthy interest in the micro breweries of Uzbekistan.

If someone says 'what's our name' would anyone jump up high fiving the nearest dude and shout 'Everton!'

Bollix. Very Leicester, Watford or erm, 'the Liv' that....

 

[MikeH72]

Beg to differ. Maybe if you have an itchy beard, tight pants and an unhealthy interest in the micro breweries of Uzbekistan.

If someone says 'what's our name' would anyone jump up high fiving the nearest dude and shout 'Everton!'

Bollix. Very Leicester, Watford or erm, 'the Liv' that....

I like mocking us sometimes though, we're funny. It's a ridiculous name that suits us. Everton.

 

[magicjuan]

I like mocking us sometimes though, we're funny. It's a ridiculous name that suits us. Everton.

The name Everton encompasses everything, the highs and the many lows. Those who understand, do so, those that don't, don't need a name from the back of comedy Dave's rejected Chris Evans scripts to help in mocking.

Don't take this personally, I say the same to every whopper that uses it

 

[Blue Cheese]

Team pampers were correct all along, there's a turn up for the books. Or not, we are Everton after all

 

[MikeH72]

This right here will be lit when we sign Enner Valencia on loan with 3 minutes of the window left

Called it

 

[pablo 1878]

Sincerest apologies to all the so-called bed-wetters who were ridiculed throughout the window.

"Don't stress, there's still (however long) till the window closes. We'll be fine when we sign all these boss players. Don't be such a p!ssy pants"

Seems the bed-wetters were right all along. Not saying the window was a complete disappointment and I'm more than happy with the signings we actually made. The fact we only really spent the Stones money despite the fanfare of the new TV money and supposed transfer warchest is disappointing, as is the lack of a top goalkeeper / top no. 10 / top centre forward that we were all craving. Oh well, to quote a certain ginger tosser "We'll go with what we've got..."

 

[mikeyl]

Sincerest apologies to all the so-called bed-wetters who were ridiculed throughout the window.

"Don't stress, there's still (however long) till the window closes. We'll be fine when we sign all these boss players. Don't be such a p!ssy pants"

Seems the bed-wetters were right all along. Not saying the window was a complete disappointment and I'm more than happy with the signings we actually made. The fact we only really spent the Stones money despite the fanfare of the new TV money and supposed transfer warchest is disappointing, as is the lack of a top goalkeeper / top no. 10 / top centre forward that we were all craving. Oh well, to quote a certain ginger tosser "We'll go with what we've got..."

I think most people who seen the gaps in squad and didn't pretend everything is ok when it clearly wasn't, are the same people who clocked Martinez way before masses got onto it.



The is a mentality on this forum I've noticed as I've only been on for a few weeks that people chose to gang up on others if they have a different opinion.


I've seen people like Davesk talk sense and reply to his logical arguments have been, ' judge on September the first'