The perfect meal

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Also, a toast to those spouses/soulmates/better halves/common-law etceteras/dynamic co-locators who make us wince - at the start of the night because they prefer Riesling, or worse still, Moscato, and wince again - at the end of the night because they're both so potable then...
 
Full English breakfast. Toast. Brown sauce obvs. Tea.

A longtime neighbour of mine (he's an OAP like me) has a full English every morning and it consists of: two fried eggs, three rashers of bacon, two black puddings, three sausages (usually Cumberland), two hashbrowns, a grilled tomato, beans, mushrooms and three pieces of fried bread. And a pot of tea, of course. He's had the same brekkie every morning since he retired 15 years ago, and he's as slim as a rake. He's at least two stone lighter than me and I eat muesli!

My wife stayed with him and his wife a while back when we had the builders in. To watch him polish all that off was really something to behold.
 

A longtime neighbour of mine (he's an OAP like me) has a full English every morning and it consists of: two fried eggs, three rashers of bacon, two black puddings, three sausages (usually Cumberland), two hashbrowns, a grilled tomato, beans, mushrooms and three pieces of fried bread. And a pot of tea, of course. He's had the same brekkie every morning since he retired 15 years ago, and he's as slim as a rake. He's at least two stone lighter than me and I eat muesli!

My wife stayed with him and his wife a while back when we had the builders in. To watch him polish all that off was really something to behold.
Did he eat the plate too
 
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