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Say NO to Ginger Managers
As Based on the Story of Icarus.
Once there was a Brilliant Craftsman, who went by the name of Alex Ferguson. He was renowned for his craftsmanship, in creating Championship winning teams, which with outstanding wings flew to the very skies of world football. He flew so high as to be burnt by the media, but because of the super-glue that held his teams together; a winning mentality, he survived and was able to keep flying high.
Now Ferguson was in the Employment of Manchester United Football Club, and for many years there was a successful partnership, whereby they provided the money to create a team, and he put it together and helped them to fly. However, it couldn't last, and one day Ferguson said I'm getting to old to do this, so he searched for a successor. He found one in one David Moyes, who reminded Ferguson of days when he was younger. He was like a son to Ferguson. Like Fergie, David Moyes was renowned for his craftmanship, working under Everton who provided him with less money, which meant that he couldn't buy as expensive or effective a team. Despite this however, he was still successful and was able to fly high enough despite the obvious financial and material disadvantages. He could never quite reach the heights where he would be burnt by the media because of the hangover from this. However, unlike Fergie, Moyes depended on a Siege Mentality to hold his teams together.
Now when Ferguson finally retired, Manchester United expected him to fly as high as Fergie had. Now Moyes used the same old materials that Fergie did to make his teams, but continued to use his glue, that of a siege mentality. Now when Moyes flew as high as Fergie had, he was burnt by the media, and unlike Fergusons special "winning mentality" glue, his "siege mentality" glue did not hold up to the pressure, dissolving under the heat. Moyes kept flapping his wings but soon realized that he had no feathers left and that he was only flapping his bare arms, and so Moyes and Manchester United fell.
Such is the parable of Moyes
Once there was a Brilliant Craftsman, who went by the name of Alex Ferguson. He was renowned for his craftsmanship, in creating Championship winning teams, which with outstanding wings flew to the very skies of world football. He flew so high as to be burnt by the media, but because of the super-glue that held his teams together; a winning mentality, he survived and was able to keep flying high.
Now Ferguson was in the Employment of Manchester United Football Club, and for many years there was a successful partnership, whereby they provided the money to create a team, and he put it together and helped them to fly. However, it couldn't last, and one day Ferguson said I'm getting to old to do this, so he searched for a successor. He found one in one David Moyes, who reminded Ferguson of days when he was younger. He was like a son to Ferguson. Like Fergie, David Moyes was renowned for his craftmanship, working under Everton who provided him with less money, which meant that he couldn't buy as expensive or effective a team. Despite this however, he was still successful and was able to fly high enough despite the obvious financial and material disadvantages. He could never quite reach the heights where he would be burnt by the media because of the hangover from this. However, unlike Fergie, Moyes depended on a Siege Mentality to hold his teams together.
Now when Ferguson finally retired, Manchester United expected him to fly as high as Fergie had. Now Moyes used the same old materials that Fergie did to make his teams, but continued to use his glue, that of a siege mentality. Now when Moyes flew as high as Fergie had, he was burnt by the media, and unlike Fergusons special "winning mentality" glue, his "siege mentality" glue did not hold up to the pressure, dissolving under the heat. Moyes kept flapping his wings but soon realized that he had no feathers left and that he was only flapping his bare arms, and so Moyes and Manchester United fell.
Such is the parable of Moyes
