The Omnipresent Klopp

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

To paraphrase the song,
'When you think they've embarrassed themselves all they can, they embarrass themselves a little bit more."
So the rs U23s coach (forgive me if I can't be arsed checking his name) has said that Klopp doesn't need to be there tomorrow; the team will still "feel his presence".
So has Herr Klopp now been promoted to the same level as a deity?
Does this mean that, in the same way that Christians attend church to be in God's presence, that Scandinavians and southerners attend the cesspit to feel and to be moved by Klopp's presence?
Cult thinking at it's most laughable. On that basis, he needn't show up for any other game this season, just so long as his aura permeates throughout those mere mortals inside the stadium.

 

[carlos21]

To paraphrase the song,
'When you think they've embarrassed themselves all they can, they embarrass themselves a little bit more."
So the rs U23s coach (forgive me if I can't be arsed checking his name) has said that Klopp doesn't need to be there tomorrow; the team will still "feel his presence".
So has Herr Klopp now been promoted to the same level as a deity?
Does this mean that, in the same way that Christians attend church to be in God's presence, that Scandinavians and southerners attend the cesspit to feel and to be moved by Klopp's presence?
Cult thinking at it's most laughable. On that basis, he needn't show up for any other game this season, just so long as his aura permeates throughout those mere mortals inside the stadium.

I hope they get knocked out tomorrow simple.

 

[JamieH]

Great. Another thread about them.

 

[LEONARD]

The RS have been spinning this horse manure for years.

Outside of the Kult, nobody believes it.

 

[Blues Harp]

Bad enough we have an rs appreciation thread (great wind up @Moomin ...you flushed loads out there...)

 

[summerisle]

To paraphrase the song,
'When you think they've embarrassed themselves all they can, they embarrass themselves a little bit more."
So the rs U23s coach (forgive me if I can't be arsed checking his name) has said that Klopp doesn't need to be there tomorrow; the team will still "feel his presence".
So has Herr Klopp now been promoted to the same level as a deity?
Does this mean that, in the same way that Christians attend church to be in God's presence, that Scandinavians and southerners attend the cesspit to feel and to be moved by Klopp's presence?
Cult thinking at it's most laughable. On that basis, he needn't show up for any other game this season, just so long as his aura permeates throughout those mere mortals inside the stadium.

He's the Father, the Son and the Holy Bost.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Come worship at the Church of RSology with Der Leader* Jürgen Miscavage.

*Resists using the F word (nein, Kinder, not that F word..)

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I can't wait for him to no longer manage them

Hopefully they get someone no where near as good in when he finally moves on, but knowing them they'll just get another great manager and keep on their current role. The world isn't fair

 

[Calvin Aldi]

He turned down the chance to go on Graham Nortons show because he was going on holiday after they won the CL. So he's too good to attend the FA Cup 4th round replay and thinks he's too good to go on a show that Hollywood A listers go on.

 

[KaiserEFC]

He turned down the chance to go on Graham Nortons show because he was going on holiday after they won the CL. So he's too good to attend the FA Cup 4th round replay and thinks he's too good to go on a show that Hollywood A listers go on.

I wouldn’t go on that twatfest either if I’m honest

 

[witchdoc187]

I wouldn’t go on that twatfest either if I’m honest

Exactly what I was thinking tbf. Annoyed now that theres something I give him credit for

 

[Rob17896]

To paraphrase

To paraphrase the song,
'When you think they've embarrassed themselves all they can, they embarrass themselves a little bit more."
So the rs U23s coach (forgive me if I can't be arsed checking his name) has said that Klopp doesn't need to be there tomorrow; the team will still "feel his presence".
So has Herr Klopp now been promoted to the same level as a deity?
Does this mean that, in the same way that Christians attend church to be in God's presence, that Scandinavians and southerners attend the cesspit to feel and to be moved by Klopp's presence?
Cult thinking at it's most laughable. On that basis, he needn't show up for any other game this season, just so long as his aura permeates throughout those mere mortals inside the stadium.

He is a Banana Split...kids TV show from years back.

 

[carlos21]

oh well they have got Chelsea in the next round he will not play the kids then.

 

[carlos21]

I wouldn’t go on that twatfest either if I’m honest

Come on Chelsea please.