The Ohio State Halftime Marching Band
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Do you want to reduce the chance of you getting sex while in Uni?
Take up a brass instrument and play it in front of a sport crowd
Do you want to eliminate the chance of having sex in Uni?
Play that instrument while doing synchronized marching with 100 other virgins
Take up a brass instrument and play it in front of a sport crowd
Do you want to eliminate the chance of having sex in Uni?
Play that instrument while doing synchronized marching with 100 other virgins
Never was a band nerd myself, but they do some pretty awesome stuff.
This one time at band camp.........
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I was in a marching band as a kid.
Played at O.T. before the 100th Manc Derby, I stood dead centre during our display and was told to head for the penalty spot, knowing this 2 weeks before I 'saved up the spit' in my trumpet (if I'd attempted to play it prior to going on the pitch it would've gurgled) so I head for the Stretford End penalty spot and on arrival release a little valve & drain about 5 litres of gob onto it and then 'Mark Time' on it stomping it into the turf. For a few years it lay dormant and then 1 night Utd went to pens in a European game, the last pen to be taken by a Young Ryan Giggs, the cocky teenager juggled the ball from the halfway line gathering and then blazed the kick high over the bar and Utd went out of Europe. Half the pub promptly turned in my direction and shouted "It's your fault .... You Cursed the Spot," the other half of the pub cheered raucously and congratulated me on fine work in my youth.
Not so many happy when Beckham blazed the England Pen over though.
Played at O.T. before the 100th Manc Derby, I stood dead centre during our display and was told to head for the penalty spot, knowing this 2 weeks before I 'saved up the spit' in my trumpet (if I'd attempted to play it prior to going on the pitch it would've gurgled) so I head for the Stretford End penalty spot and on arrival release a little valve & drain about 5 litres of gob onto it and then 'Mark Time' on it stomping it into the turf. For a few years it lay dormant and then 1 night Utd went to pens in a European game, the last pen to be taken by a Young Ryan Giggs, the cocky teenager juggled the ball from the halfway line gathering and then blazed the kick high over the bar and Utd went out of Europe. Half the pub promptly turned in my direction and shouted "It's your fault .... You Cursed the Spot," the other half of the pub cheered raucously and congratulated me on fine work in my youth.
Not so many happy when Beckham blazed the England Pen over though.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
We used to have great fun with the Teen Rifle-Guards btw (same age ).
Since found out as well that quite a few of the older lads had a bit of fun with Band Mums as well.
Since found out as well that quite a few of the older lads had a bit of fun with Band Mums as well.
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