The Official Transfer Window Fume Thread

[madkiwi]

So, it's a week in and:

- We've only signed one player (Cleverley on a free doesn't count, Henen is too young, Garbutt is a contract extension).
- Every player we're linked with has been stolen under our noses by Stoke. Or worse West Ham. or worser Newcastle.
- We're about to lose Coleman, McCarthy, Lukaku, Stones and Mirallas.
- Why won't anyone buy McGeady?
- No-one can spell Wijnaldum, and even those that can have no idea on the pronunciation (let's just sign his brother Wijnaldee).
- We haven't bought ALL the Belgiums.
- Where are you ITKs?
- 40 pages, with less substance than candy floss. And about as much nutrition. And after reading you feel sick, and your fingers are annoyingly sticky.
- Jonny Evans. FFS.
- Pre-season will be a disaster.
- Were's the Arteta money?

So, what did I miss lads?

 

[Groucho]

So, it's a week in and:

- We've only signed one player (Cleverley on a free doesn't count, Henen is too young, Garbutt is a contract extension).
- Every player we're linked with has been stolen under our noses by Stoke. Or worse West Ham. or worser Newcastle.
- We're about to lose Coleman, McCarthy, Lukaku, Stones and Mirallas.
- Why won't anyone buy McGeady?
- No-one can spell Wijnaldum, and even those that can have no idea on the pronunciation (let's just sign his brother Wijnaldee).
- We haven't bought ALL the Belgiums.
- Where are you ITKs?
- 40 pages, with less substance than candy floss. And about as much nutrition. And after reading you feel sick, and your fingers are annoyingly sticky.
- Jonny Evans. FFS.
- Pre-season will be a disaster.
- Were's the Arteta money?

So, what did I miss lads?

Why doesn't Cleverley count?

He didn't go to Stoke.......

 

[madkiwi]

Why doesn't Cleverley count?

He didn't go to Stoke.......

He's a free. So he misses out on a technicality. At least he has a brain, not going to Villa.

Some more:
- WUMs
- The Echo living up to its name. They hear a name linked to any other team and echo, echo, echo ...

 

[tommye]

Surely, surely, this is just another transfer/talk absolute bollox thread?

 

[Raino85]

Can we have a fume about the fume transfer thread?

 

[madkiwi]

Surely, surely, this is just another transfer/talk absolute bollox thread?

Tick.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Gutted that we didnt sign someone boss that was signed by some other team! Outraged!

 

[ijjysmith]

2 pages max

 

[roydo]

Stuggling to see the point of this tbh.