The Official Fuming Thread

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I've been acting calm of late but the truth is, the lack of signings is driving me a bit insane. Just a bit. Not full on FinnFan insane.

So I thought, instead of having a gradual forum meltdown as so many have had; screaming about Steve Round in a thread about pasties or something, I'd make this thread for our collective fuming. It may get shot down, but the idea is, anyone can come on in and have a little fume. Maybe stop making brand new threads about how fed up you are, like your take on the situation is original and you've got a plan about how we can sell this player and buy this player like this is football manager.

Some of the above might be a bit hypocritical, as I'm making my own thread to express my fume-induced feelings. Does that make you mad? Fuming, even? Well have a fume ffs. In here. Use CAPS. Post photoshopped pictures of Anichebe strapped to the Atlantis as it blasts off into space. Kick the cat. Get it out your system in here.






FFS KENWRONG FFS ROUND FFS MCFADDEN FECKING AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH APOSTOLOS BASTARDING VELLIOS FECKING DELL CUSTOMER SERVICE BOLLOCKS.





And then when you're done, maybe we can make this thread a place to take our minds off our terrible club. Post funny personal stories, videos of dogs on skateboards and pictures of NIK looking like a fool with his pants on the ground. Because we're all blues; supporting the same team. We're one big, extended, ugly family.

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I agree.

But I dont know why people right my name in capitals like. My name is actually Nik. But I suppose capitals does make me seem important. I know you all love me really. Even Artetafan x
 

Not one ****ing mention of that useless ****er Anichebe and that Moyes relentless backing of him.

I felt like literally biting someone before.
 
EFCNIK said:
I agree.

But I dont know why people right my name in capitals like. My name is actually Nik. But I suppose capitals does make me seem important. I know you all love me really. Even Artetafan x
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Cos you is EFCNIK, it's natural like.

On the fuming side. Everyone at work are bar stewards and I want a new job. Anyone know of a job for a semi-talented amateur blogger who is also exceptional at wiping people's asses?
 

Bryan said:
Not one ****ing mention of that useless ****er Anichebe and that Moyes relentless backing of him.

I felt like literally biting someone before.
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'Potential' he has...apparently.

Be quiet Moyes ya ginger prick.
 
RadioFriendlyUnitShifter said:
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I've been acting calm of late but the truth is, the lack of signings is driving me a bit insane. Just a bit. Not full on FinnFan insane.

So I thought, instead of having a gradual forum meltdown as so many have had; screaming about Steve Round in a thread about pasties or something, I'd make this thread for our collective fuming. It may get shot down, but the idea is, anyone can come on in and have a little fume. Maybe stop making brand new threads about how fed up you are, like your take on the situation is original and you've got a plan about how we can sell this player and buy this player like this is football manager.

Some of the above might be a bit hypocritical, as I'm making my own thread to express my fume-induced feelings. Does that make you mad? Fuming, even? Well have a fume ffs. In here. Use CAPS. Post photoshopped pictures of Anichebe strapped to the Atlantis as it blasts off into space. Kick the cat. Get it out your system in here.






FFS KENWRONG FFS ROUND FFS MCFADDEN FECKING AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH APOSTOLOS BASTARDING VELLIOS FECKING DELL CUSTOMER SERVICE BOLLOCKS.





And then when you're done, maybe we can make this thread a place to take our minds off our terrible club. Post funny personal stories, videos of dogs on skateboards and pictures of NIK looking like a fool with his pants on the ground. Because we're all blues; supporting the same team. We're one big, extended, ugly family.

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Ever tried buying a laptop from Sony Vaio online? Well here's a suggestion. DON'T, DON'T LIKE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS AIDS. My laptop broke 6..count em SIX times in 4 months, including it arriving broken on delivery. It took me THREE MONTHS following the 4 months i had it where it broke 6 times, to get a refund. Their headquarters is in EGYPT, and I can tell you now that they DON'T GIVE A ****. This whilst I was battling through my third year of uni.

Felt like airing that, just cos the thread told me to.

P.s TOSHIBA FOR THE WIN.
 

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