The North Korean Rooney?

LTblue · December 12, 2011

Various reports in Germany are linking us with a January move for Jong Tae-Se, North Korea's talisman and all time leading goalscorer, he's meant to have blistering pace and a powerful finish. I mentioned this as i'm bored and started doing random google's for German clubs, this cat plays for VFL Bochum in the 2nd division, I do remember him being ace in the world cup against Brazil. Great bit of random scouting from me.
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ijjysmith · December 12, 2011

Is he the one who cried when they played the national anthem?

Anyway, Henry is coming. Have you not heard?

EFCNIK · December 12, 2011

How the hell is he allowed out of the country? And also no thanks. Don't need dodgy North Korean 'guards' sniffing about the place. He wouldn't be allowed to be himself and would probably be really awkward within the squad.

Deathspike · December 12, 2011

ijjysmith said:
Is he the one who cried when they played the national anthem?

Anyway, Henry is coming. Have you not heard?

Yeah, that's the one.

He is definitely North Korea's best player, but that's not really saying much. He did alright in the World Cup I suppose.

I think Blackburn were interested in him last year, but dropped their interest after a while.

bullensview · December 12, 2011

hope he's better than the "Scottish Rooney"...

kenada_blue · December 12, 2011

I'd love it if we were cosy with the North Koreans.

Goat · December 12, 2011

ijjysmith · December 12, 2011

MoutsGoat said:

Goooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll!

Kurt. · December 12, 2011

we've been linked with the new rooney, scottish rooney, next rooney , black rooney, north korean rooney, chinese looney ( see what i did there !! ) and every other rooney who ever kicked a ball,,, all except the original returning to us.....we'll be in the market for the white Titus Bramble next.

Welton Toffee · December 12, 2011

I heard the Dear Leader is an Evertonian. This is nailed on.

Pat's Van · December 12, 2011

Think they're all reds.

Azzurri · December 12, 2011

angleseyblue said:
we've been linked with the new rooney, scottish rooney, next rooney , black rooney, north korean rooney, chinese looney ( see what i did there !! ) and every other rooney who ever kicked a ball,,, all except the original returning to us.....we'll be in the market for the white Titus Bramble next.

Rooney is the white Titus Bramble lid.