neonleon
Player Valuation: £35m
I've decided in a spirit of post modernist pop will eat itself prefabrication to fashion my own political candidate and party. Aiming dispassionately to consolidate the seemingly endless appetite for extreme right wing political agendas and use it for my own nefarious means.
So what could be right of Bush? Palin right. Right of Palin? O'Donnell. So I'm gonna have to aim right of O'Donnell to really be taken seriously.
First of tax cuts for the rich. Well obviously. But only the really rich. So abolish all corporate tax and indeed any tax on big business. Cut the tax for Bill Gates and anyone similarly wealthy. **** everyone else off.
Deny Global Warming science, and accuse environmentalism of being a wooly psuedo science.
Reintroduce slavery for anyone that doesn't have a knighthood, own a yacht, or have over a million dollars in a off shore bank account.
Declare war not just on Bush's axis of evil. But on Europe too, finally invading England pre-emptively in case the Queen decides she wants America back. In fact scratch that declare war on the entire world (with the obvious exception of Israel).
Nuke the french.
Make fundamental born again christianity compulsory. bring back the inquisition. Declare all sexual acts, thoughts, or impulses immoral. Introduce the guillotine as a method for deterring homosexuality.
Bring back conscription, an extend it to 7 years service (provided you aren't called Bush etc)
Declare war not just on islam, but buddhism, sikhism and atheism. Burn unbelievers for heresy.
Spend more money on arms.
Relax laws on guns. No cancel that. Bring in new laws making gun ownership compulsory. Repeal even the code of the west and allow anyone to shoot anyone for even the slightest grievance - even if its in the back.
Claim that the whole of the caribbean is in America's territorial waters and therefore rightfully American land.
Claim that anyone who is not to the right of Mussolini is a socialist/communist.
Denounce Fox news as liberal media bias.
Build a 100ft mined wall around America to keep the immigrants out. Send back everyone who immigrated in the last 30 years. Or anyone non white.
Send all fossils and dinosaur evidence to the moon on a big rocket. Reintroduce creationism as The Truth. Burn all books relating to science as "works of the devil".
abolish free access to health care, police and fire services. Make even someone drowning off the coast of florida, wish they had a credit card in their speedos when the lifeguard rescues them.
reintroduce segregation.
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Then watch as millions of dumb poor people vote this party in.
I think in the spirit of Orwellian reverse logic I'll call it the Good God Freedom Party.
Soon to be jack booting its way across our home planet.
Anyone wanna join?
So what could be right of Bush? Palin right. Right of Palin? O'Donnell. So I'm gonna have to aim right of O'Donnell to really be taken seriously.
First of tax cuts for the rich. Well obviously. But only the really rich. So abolish all corporate tax and indeed any tax on big business. Cut the tax for Bill Gates and anyone similarly wealthy. **** everyone else off.
Deny Global Warming science, and accuse environmentalism of being a wooly psuedo science.
Reintroduce slavery for anyone that doesn't have a knighthood, own a yacht, or have over a million dollars in a off shore bank account.
Declare war not just on Bush's axis of evil. But on Europe too, finally invading England pre-emptively in case the Queen decides she wants America back. In fact scratch that declare war on the entire world (with the obvious exception of Israel).
Nuke the french.
Make fundamental born again christianity compulsory. bring back the inquisition. Declare all sexual acts, thoughts, or impulses immoral. Introduce the guillotine as a method for deterring homosexuality.
Bring back conscription, an extend it to 7 years service (provided you aren't called Bush etc)
Declare war not just on islam, but buddhism, sikhism and atheism. Burn unbelievers for heresy.
Spend more money on arms.
Relax laws on guns. No cancel that. Bring in new laws making gun ownership compulsory. Repeal even the code of the west and allow anyone to shoot anyone for even the slightest grievance - even if its in the back.
Claim that the whole of the caribbean is in America's territorial waters and therefore rightfully American land.
Claim that anyone who is not to the right of Mussolini is a socialist/communist.
Denounce Fox news as liberal media bias.
Build a 100ft mined wall around America to keep the immigrants out. Send back everyone who immigrated in the last 30 years. Or anyone non white.
Send all fossils and dinosaur evidence to the moon on a big rocket. Reintroduce creationism as The Truth. Burn all books relating to science as "works of the devil".
abolish free access to health care, police and fire services. Make even someone drowning off the coast of florida, wish they had a credit card in their speedos when the lifeguard rescues them.
reintroduce segregation.
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Then watch as millions of dumb poor people vote this party in.
I think in the spirit of Orwellian reverse logic I'll call it the Good God Freedom Party.
Soon to be jack booting its way across our home planet.
Anyone wanna join?
