The Naivety Thread

[Groucho]

You know those things, those things that everyone seems to talk about but you've zero idea of what's going on, so you just nod and grin?

Get your questions answered here. I'll go first.

What's a ket-wig?

 

[tommye]

Tom Davies sports a fairly tame ket wig.
Hope that helps. X

 

[larbert toffee]

What's a clique?

 

[Bluebonic]

What the absolute goddamn hell is a false number nine! :/

 

[chrissyjack]

From a car advert ...What the hell is Urban Agility ? Will the car cease to exist on a country lane or something

* maybe I should have put this in the Fume thread

 

[BlueLlama]

I thought this thread would be about the birth of Baby Jesus.

 

[kev]

You know those things, those things that everyone seems to talk about but you've zero idea of what's going on, so you just nod and grin?

Get your questions answered here. I'll go first.

What's a ket-wig?

Taken from 'thecho' -

the term ‘ketwig’ - does appear a number of times on UrbanDictionary.com, and it seems there are two trains of thought on the meaning.

The first, is that the young lads sporting the do have spent all their money on ketamine instead of using it to have their haircut.

An Urban Dictionary definition uploaded by user ‘Qwerty,’ reads: “Someone who hasn’t had a haircut and instead has grown a disgusting mass of hair.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I know what vaulting is but I'm completely lost as to why it's called vaulting.

 

[SiEdmo]

The first, is that the young lads sporting the do have spent all their money on ketamine instead of using it to have their haircut.

that's the most literal explanation I think

I just don't get it either, nike trackie, north face coat, hair like you are on the way to wood stock

 

[SiEdmo]

I know what vaulting is but I'm completely lost as to why it's called vaulting.

depths of the forum = the vaults

finding a contradictory post to use against someone from the depths of the forum = vaulting

 

[tim gabbott]

Does the Lisbon really do a nice sausage baguette

 

[Username]

Does the Lisbon really do a nice sausage baguette

It's true mate, if you want stuffing as well they'll happily oblige x

 

[chrismpw]

What the absolute goddamn hell is a false number nine! :/

Purely my own interpretation, possibly wrong:It's someone playing in the number 9 position as a striker, but who isn't actually a footballer and can't hit a barn door from point blank. Think Niasse.

 

[Gladystweet]

Net spend??
What's all that about, hey hey?

 

[Bluebonic]

Purely my own interpretation, possibly wrong:It's someone playing in the number 9 position as a striker, but who isn't actually a footballer and can't hit a barn door from point blank. Think Niasse.

Surely a morw accurate term would therefore be 'false footballer'?