The Military thread.

[steken1]

Seems we've got more than a few old soldiers, matelows, bootnecks and the likes on the forum.

My stint was a good bit shorter than PBluemans like but they were brilliant days and loads of boss memories. Anyone else got a few stick them in here.

I genuinely love hearing them.

Girl Guides doesn't count either, Del

 

[carlos21]

Seems we've got more than a few old soldiers, matelows, bootnecks and the likes on the forum.

My stint was a good bit shorter than PBluemans like but they were brilliant days and loads of boss memories. Anyone else got a few stick them in here.

I genuinely love hearing them.

very good thread that ste.

 

[ijjysmith]

*legs it

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'll get the biscuits lads

 

[bluejock]

Is right Stekkers.

Some cracking stories from my time in the mob, will post a few next time I'm on my laptop.

 

[roydo]

I saw the Barren Knights at RAF Brize Norton once. Does that count as "military"?

 

[Del]

Erm Ste I think you will find the R.A.F is the back bone of the British armed forces

 

[steken1]

First day at Lympstone. They go through everything down to how to wash your cock properly. I'm only 16 so I'm keeping dead quiet and feeling a bit overawed. Fella next to me is a good bit older and looks rough and loud as feck, Ireland his name is.

So the DL is in the shower showing us how to powder our plums and Ireland starts laughing and shouts 'what the f*cks that' and points at the DL's cock. As he's doing that he whips his own out and goes 'this is what I've got'.

Like a babies arm. The training staff called him sword after that.

He was the ugliest kunt that's ever put a Beret on though. Never got it wet once.

 

[steken1]

Erm Ste I think you will find the R.A.F is the back bone of the British armed forces

Course mate.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I'm envious of all you military lids. Hopefully in time I'll have some boss stories to tell, I'll be applying to join the Navy sometime in the next few months

 

[steken1]

I'm envious of all you military lids. Hopefully in time I'll have some boss stories to tell, I'll be applying to join the Navy sometime in the next few months

What are you thinking of doing lid?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

What are you thinking of doing lid?

Thinking about applying as an Aircraft Controller

 

[steken1]

Thinking about applying as an Aircraft Controller

You'll get round the world doing that I'd imagine. All the **** parts no one else wants to go like, but still.

 

[noharmdone]

You'll get round the world doing that I'd imagine. All the **** parts no one else wants to go like, but still.

The sh1te parts are the best nights out mate x

 

[roydo]

Thinking about applying as an Aircraft Controller

Isnt that a Pilot?