The Middle Class Thread.

[EFC David]

I can no longer drink beer from the bottle, I have to pour it into a glass.

I can't eat that white bread, it has to be brown bread. The more seeds the better.

I purchase something from Marks and Sparks at least twice a week.

I employ someone to clean my windows.


Anyone else middle class like me?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Middle clarse

you just sound arse

 

[Azzurri]

I don't think paying the window cleaners is a middle class thing is it?

 

[bluejock]

I get my butler to type out my replies on here.

 

[orchard]

Not me, sorry mate, can't stand M+S, and i'm a right peasant who makes his families bread himself. It does get bits in though.

 

[bignev23]

I did jury duty and some stuck up old knob reconed the girl was guilty because he said she couldn't afford to buy stuff from marks and spencer so she must have been in there robbing.

She got a not guilty.

 

[roydo]

I get my butler to type out my replies on here.

Tell him to stop starting threads about Pingu then!

I am self employed, so dunno really. Havnt worked much the last week or two though.

 

[roydo]

Not me, sorry mate, can stand S+M

Fixed that mate.

 

[EFC David]

I don't think paying the window cleaners is a middle class thing is it?

I prefer to call them "EFC David's cleaner"

I'm so middle class I clean my working boots every sunday night.

 

[orchard]

Fixed that mate.

Thanks Roydo

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Paying the window cleaners equates to 'too scared to sack them off for not doing them properly' doesn't it ?

yer wife gets changed every time they do upstairs btw.

 

[Username]

I get my butler to type out my replies on here.

Ey Jeeves, distract him quick...


























You still banging his mrs lad yeah?

 

[roydo]

Being a bit serious though, I think your "class", whatever that actually means, is more of a mind set than the traditional sterotypes we all think of.

For example, Alex Ferguson came from a "traditional" working class back ground. He is now a Sir, a multi-millionaire, and owns racehorses ffs, but I bet he would still consider himself to be working class.

At the other end, I know a few, not many mind, folks who are land/estate owners, but actually havnt got a pot to piss in really. Any cash they had has long gone on maintaining their birthright, (in their view), and any income they derive from the land, usually just rental, stable fees, goes the same way.

 

[Fensta]

EFC David is so posh he gets out the bath to take a piss.

 

[EFC David]

EFC David is so posh he gets out the bath to take a piss.

Is right. I even tell my lady when I'm about to ejaculate.