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Steven Pienaar (Simba) is contemplating having a one-on-one with a witchdoctor (Rafiki).
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“I think I have got to go back to South Africa to see a witchdoctor. Maybe if I do that I’ll start scoring! But maybe I’m unlucky. Every time I have looked like scoring recently, the keeper has been in the right place,” says Simba.
“I went a year without scoring at (Borussia) Dortmund, so things haven’t got that bad yet,” he pointed out. “As long as the team is winning games, then I am a happy man. Perhaps I’m saving it for the FA Cup final against Chelsea."
“We all want to score goals and add something to the team,” said Pienaar (Simba). “I’m happy for Felli (Mufasa) that he is scoring goals but the haircut (corn rows similar to Pienaar’s) is all his idea! I’m also happy for Jo (Zazu), as he is doing well and has settled in."
Wait till Didier Drogba (Scar) gets his come-uppance on the Serengeti Plain of Wembley.
Just to clarify the above.
Steven Pienaar is Simba -- it's his destiny to roar at Goodison Park -- have you heard how deep his voice is, btw.
Marouane Fellaini is Mufasa -- if anything, Marouane's mane is better than Mufasa's.
Jo is Zazu -- Zazu has a fine plumage but he ain't no lion.
Didier Drogba is Scar -- Scar is the enemy and needs to be taken down a peg or three.
Rafiki is the witchdoctor in the Lion King.
Everton's Pienaar Wants To See A Witchdoctor - Goal.com
“I think I have got to go back to South Africa to see a witchdoctor. Maybe if I do that I’ll start scoring! But maybe I’m unlucky. Every time I have looked like scoring recently, the keeper has been in the right place,” says Simba.
“I went a year without scoring at (Borussia) Dortmund, so things haven’t got that bad yet,” he pointed out. “As long as the team is winning games, then I am a happy man. Perhaps I’m saving it for the FA Cup final against Chelsea."
“We all want to score goals and add something to the team,” said Pienaar (Simba). “I’m happy for Felli (Mufasa) that he is scoring goals but the haircut (corn rows similar to Pienaar’s) is all his idea! I’m also happy for Jo (Zazu), as he is doing well and has settled in."
Wait till Didier Drogba (Scar) gets his come-uppance on the Serengeti Plain of Wembley.

Just to clarify the above.
Steven Pienaar is Simba -- it's his destiny to roar at Goodison Park -- have you heard how deep his voice is, btw.
Marouane Fellaini is Mufasa -- if anything, Marouane's mane is better than Mufasa's.
Jo is Zazu -- Zazu has a fine plumage but he ain't no lion.
Didier Drogba is Scar -- Scar is the enemy and needs to be taken down a peg or three.
Rafiki is the witchdoctor in the Lion King.
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