The Lion King.

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Steven Pienaar (Simba) is contemplating having a one-on-one with a witchdoctor (Rafiki).

Everton's Pienaar Wants To See A Witchdoctor - Goal.com

“I think I have got to go back to South Africa to see a witchdoctor. Maybe if I do that I’ll start scoring! But maybe I’m unlucky. Every time I have looked like scoring recently, the keeper has been in the right place,” says Simba.

“I went a year without scoring at (Borussia) Dortmund, so things haven’t got that bad yet,” he pointed out. “As long as the team is winning games, then I am a happy man. Perhaps I’m saving it for the FA Cup final against Chelsea."

“We all want to score goals and add something to the team,” said Pienaar (Simba). “I’m happy for Felli (Mufasa) that he is scoring goals but the haircut (corn rows similar to Pienaar’s) is all his idea! I’m also happy for Jo (Zazu), as he is doing well and has settled in."


Wait till Didier Drogba (Scar) gets his come-uppance on the Serengeti Plain of Wembley.


:)


Just to clarify the above.

Steven Pienaar is Simba -- it's his destiny to roar at Goodison Park -- have you heard how deep his voice is, btw.
Marouane Fellaini is Mufasa -- if anything, Marouane's mane is better than Mufasa's.
Jo is Zazu -- Zazu has a fine plumage but he ain't no lion.
Didier Drogba is Scar -- Scar is the enemy and needs to be taken down a peg or three.
Rafiki is the witchdoctor in the Lion King.
 
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Wonder if he is saying that in jest?

He does need to add goals to his game like.

Hehe, I think he's deadly serious, Dan -- and d'yer what, I say,

Ste', if it will set your mind at rest, do it.

Without being destructive, the only thing stopping Steven Pienaar from being a great player is his goal return.

If Pienaar could formulate (say) into a, 1 (goal) in 4 (game) player, he'd be awesome.

# Hakuna Matata # Whatever that means. :dancing:
 
Posted via Mobile Device cried at the end like, circle of life and all that. Strange post that !
 
Hehe, I think he's deadly serious, Dan -- and d'yer what, I say,

Ste', if it will set your mind at rest, do it.

Without being destructive, the only thing stopping Steven Pienaar from being a great player is his goal return.

If Pienaar could formulate (say) into a, 1 (goal) in 4 (game) player, he'd be awesome.

# Hakuna Matata # Whatever that means. :dancing:

It means no worries
 

Hehe, I think he's deadly serious, Dan -- and d'yer what, I say,

Ste', if it will set your mind at rest, do it.

Without being destructive, the only thing stopping Steven Pienaar from being a great player is his goal return.

If Pienaar could formulate (say) into a, 1 (goal) in 4 (game) player, he'd be awesome.

# Hakuna Matata # Whatever that means. :dancing:

How could you not know what that means Les? :lol: It means no worries
 
It means no worries

How could you not know what that means Les? It means no worries

Hahaa ! Baz' & Dan -- you guys took the bait. (y)

Hakuna Matata to both of you, bro's. :)
 
Evenin', Latch.

:)

Aye mate, I agree -- but in the end, Simba won the day.

(y)



Posted via Mobile Device How goes there Les - ay mate happy ending. Seriously though 'Smilies' are not possible through mobiles so my posts might not come across as intended.
 
Posted via Mobile Device How goes there Les - ay mate happy ending. Seriously though 'Smilies' are not possible through mobiles so my posts might not come across as intended.

Will you have your PC sorted anytime soon? Must be a pain on a mobile - not to mention the cost!
 

Posted via Mobile Device How goes there Les - ay mate happy ending. Seriously though 'Smilies' are not possible through mobiles so my posts might not come across as intended.


Hakuna Matata, Latch. I'm starting to open-up in here, good-buddy (the ambiance suits me).

Good to speak to you, kidda'.
 
Will you have your PC sorted anytime soon? Must be a pain on a mobile - not to mention the cost!



Posted via Mobile Device Looking for a second hand one Dan - cost through mobile not too bad, just effing slow and i keep having to re-log on every five minutes!!
 

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