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> Reincarnation
> Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as
> he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
>
> He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. He awoke in the middle of
> the night to find a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a
> long black robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are
> you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "I am the Grim
> Reaper, your time has come".
>
> Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
> live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me
> back straight away".
>
> " That is not for me, I am only here to collect you. You must apply to a
> higher being should you wish to return."
>
> In a flash the dark figure turned into a tall grey haired man in flowing
> white robes. " I am St Peter" it says " You have a request?"
>
> " I'm too young to die. I have so much to live for. My wife, my children
> Send me back please."
>
> St Peter replied " I can't return you as you are but you can be
> reincarnated. However we can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
> Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
> house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. It would be better than
> nothing and perhaps he could see his family
>
> A flash of light later he felt warm and contented. He was covered in
> feathers and felt so relaxed he heard himself clucking with pleasure.
> All of a sudden he felt a strange compelling and urgent feeling welling
> up inside him.
>
> The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how
> are you enjoying your first day here?"
> "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside
> me. I feel like I'm about to explode".
> "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
> laid an egg before".
>
> "Never" replies Brian
>
> "Well just relax and let it happen"
>
> Bryan relaxed and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
> out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
> his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
> first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
> overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
> thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
>
> The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
> felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
> shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
> Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as
> he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
>
> He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. He awoke in the middle of
> the night to find a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a
> long black robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are
> you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "I am the Grim
> Reaper, your time has come".
>
> Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
> live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me
> back straight away".
>
> " That is not for me, I am only here to collect you. You must apply to a
> higher being should you wish to return."
>
> In a flash the dark figure turned into a tall grey haired man in flowing
> white robes. " I am St Peter" it says " You have a request?"
>
> " I'm too young to die. I have so much to live for. My wife, my children
> Send me back please."
>
> St Peter replied " I can't return you as you are but you can be
> reincarnated. However we can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
> Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
> house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. It would be better than
> nothing and perhaps he could see his family
>
> A flash of light later he felt warm and contented. He was covered in
> feathers and felt so relaxed he heard himself clucking with pleasure.
> All of a sudden he felt a strange compelling and urgent feeling welling
> up inside him.
>
> The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how
> are you enjoying your first day here?"
> "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside
> me. I feel like I'm about to explode".
> "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
> laid an egg before".
>
> "Never" replies Brian
>
> "Well just relax and let it happen"
>
> Bryan relaxed and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
> out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
> his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
> first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
> overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
> thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
>
> The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
> felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
> shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"
