The life advice for dangers thread

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Prompted by @verreauxi's suggestion that we need public service warnings to help Dangers live better lives, here is a thread.

Please feel free to offer safe advice, flag news reports of misdemeanours that can serve as learning exercises, and tag dangers in here.

Over to you GOT. HELP THE DANGERS!

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Stop going psycho over birds, just find another one and grow up

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Stop going psycho over birds, just find another one and grow up

Sage advice there my man. A few folk I know in the real world would do well to take that on board.

 

[COYBL25]

@ForeverBlue92 the piggy is never coming back, time to move on

 

[verreauxi]

If you are called out to a straightener by one of the E-sector "new stadium" regulars who has uselessly strong feelings about a Muslim prayer room...

DO NOT GO!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Don't subscribe to mad conspiracy theories you colossal belters.

‘Where is #katemiddleton?’: theories on Kate’s whereabouts go global

Data reveals scale of conspiracies after Kensington Palace’s release of altered image of princess with her children

www.theguardian.com

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Danger Danger High Voltage: Can't believe it's been twenty years already since that absurd music video.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Danger Danger High Voltage: Can't believe it's been twenty years already since that absurd music video.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

The RS aren't going to shag you, it doesn't mean more, stop wearing the kits.

Buy a jigsaw/mug/beer glass.

 

[tommye]

Stop watching wrestling.
Stop posting imaginary team formations.
Stop posting in transfer threads.

 

[coollino]

Stop going psycho over birds, just find another one and grow up

Although 'find another one' assumes they found one in the first place, which could be a bit of a stumbling block here

 

[peteblue]

Stop watching wrestling.
Stop posting imaginary team formations.
Stop posting in transfer threads.

Stop snitching…..

 

[Rita_Poon]

Stop snitching…..

Would've though eton and hogwarts and the rest actively promoted this kind of thing...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Stop going psycho over birds, just find another one and grow up

Cringiest moments of my life has been when I’ve split with a lass. Self indulgent nonsense. If I invented a Time Machine I’d travel back and slap myself repeatedly.

 

[tommye]

Stop snitching…..

*reported