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[The-Golden-Vision]

Could somebody translate this for me?

Thanks

Something about jogging and bellends, could be a naturist fitness video he's doing maybe.

 

[peteblue]

I know youre a clever Lad , but I reiterate ; I REALLY DONT THINK I AM ...

Degree ; 3 X A Levels ; Full Access Course ; Equiv to 2 X A Levels /.. 14 O - Gcse's .. A Fukn Bag full of CSEs , Err Oh . A B-Tec Maths .. Oh , am an AS Level ..

I also went to Sea School in Germany and have Rhein Pilots exams ...

So , Im fancyin me chances tbh ....

So just the one Degree then........

 

[peteblue]

YOU THINK YOU MR FANCY CLEVER WHAT WHAT. BUT OTHER PEOPLINGS HERE HAS BIGGERS QUAFILICATIONS.

It doesn't get better than this........

 

[Muggins]

I don't think this thread was created out of malice, but it seems it's going that way.

Sorry guys.

 

[micknick]

bump so grouch can see

 

[Groucho]

bump so grouch can see

I remember now.

Cheers mate, I'm almost sorry I asked!