The Keeper By Tim Howard

[Kurt.]

Surprised he could get near a pen ffs....





And if he did, shocked he could hold onto it for long enough

 

[FTY]

Never knew that. Once played in a team with a goalie who had a chronic stammer. Like needed therapy to get it under control.

It was like "k k k k k k k k eepers b b b b ball on every corner.

Corner takers on the other teams must have been wank.

 

[FTY]

Surprised he could get near a pen ffs....





And if he did, shocked he could hold onto it for long enough

Waheeyyy