You have to admire the Photoshop skils, Jimmy Constable from 911 looks like his head is about to float off into the sky.
@Prevenger17 as our resident expert on photoshop, what is your view on the quality of the skillz??
A few notes.
1: Well clearly Trio Entertainment had trouble fitting all the big talent show finalists into their Huyton show and had to unclick the proportion tool to squeeze them in. Chris Maloney looks like a mandarin orange whose core has collapsed but Nicola McAllister looks like she was a tasty specimen before Bungle got his hands on her(in photoshop).
2: Richard Blackwood is BRILLIANT declare the wicked family pantomime. He's clearly still being worked to death for all of his excesses at the turn of the millennium. But if this is how brilliant he is with the crushing weight of inescapable debt leeching at his conscience, imagine how brilliant he is without it!
3: William Aston Hall's production of Cinderella looks to be a rip-roaring stonker with Chris Casey and Jimmy Constable lending their typical gravitas to this clear frontrunner for Jarg Panto of the Year. But what's this? John Cooper has either been hitting the whiskey hard for the last 30 years or our mystery photoshopper's finger slipped on the red colour-balance button. Probably a bit of both.
4: Anton Benson's Aladdin know who the star of the show is and not even a cartoon Mr. Bean can take the spotlight away from Coronation Street's Les Battersby. Not a bad poster to be fair, but no amount of photoshopping skills can magic the deadness out of Bruce Jones' eyes.
5: Snow White's USP appears to be the The GoCompare guy bumming Joe Hart's lesser known cousin. Why is GoCompare man exempt from the period dress code? Is he some sort of time travelling tenor? Is Mike Hart supposed to be Snow White? This poster raises more questions than answers.
6: Don't recognize a single person on the front of Cinderella. Third round X-Factor contestants? More focus should have been put on that terrific pumpkin clock bringing up the rear, clearly imbued with some sort of sparkling magic. Terrific Pumpkin Clock gets no billing though, what gives? Selfish, no-mark celebrities, that's what.
