The ill thread

[rascal]

Anyone else ill and spending the day drinking horlicks masturbating into their dressing gown?

 

[ijjysmith]

Nah i'm fine thanks mate.

 

[tommye]

Anyone else ill and spending the day drinking horlicks masturbating into their dressing gown?

Yes but this bus driver isn't too happy

 

[Milk]

What's a "dressing gown"?

 

[Eggs]

..oh dear.

 

[kev]

Wait a minute. . . . . . . . . . . . . . you have to be ill to do that ??????

 

[The binman chronicles]

Horlicks?! The 1970's have called up and asked for their drink back. (Unless of course you are in your eighties in which case have all the horlicks and ovaltine that you want...

 

[DualityNSNO]

What's a "dressing gown"?

A bathrobe for womens.

 

[royalblue66]

A bathrobe for womens.

No wonder the postie looked at me, a bit strange like.

 

[tommye]

What's a "dressing gown"?

It's like a housecoat but different

 

[chrissyjack]

I have a bit of a sniffle

 

[Danny Rand]

Bath robe

 

[rascal]

Bath robe?

What a bunch of gays

 

[Frang]

I'm proper sick me..


sick of working init lids...

LIDS???!!!

 

[.....!]

Anyone else ill and spending the day drinking horlicks masturbating into their dressing gown?

What is your affectation? Have you imbibed any miraculous potions?