The How To Deal With Koppites Thread

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stannyr

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I often question how I deal with smug Koppites and after a bit of a bite last night on a Whatsapp group I wonder if you lot would have done the same/differently. See conversation below. This chap is so cocky it's unreal to give you some context.
 

Either ignore them mate or say something that gets under their skin for example referring to Gerrard and Carragher as Slippy and Spitty that tends to work for me. You can always wait till the end of the season of course when they're pot less again
 
stannyr said:
I often question how I deal with smug Koppites and after a bit of a bite last night on a Whatsapp group I wonder if you lot would have done the same/differently. See conversation below. This chap is so cocky it's unreal to give you some context.

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It's interesting to see that your kopite friend is also fond of emojis. Only 1 in a message is amateur numbers though compared to my group chat in which I'm the sole Everton fan with 7 Kopites, a Leeds fan and a Newcastle fan.
 

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Too late now, @Bungle is making it semi hard to send a picture.
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The Red Bottlers have been top of the league at Christmas three times before (this is the fourth I think) in the prem era and failed to win it - Choked time after time. They've not won the league in the living memory of anyone who knows how whatsapp works. What do these two things tell you? That their fans are absolutely shyting it worse than their actual squad is. All Koppites under the age of 40 are insecure little shytehouses once you scratch the surface and coax out their feelings of inferiority - personally I tend to avoid doing this with Koppites I might know as ridiculing your friend's profound personal failings is unkind, but it's up to you.
 
This is dead simple.

Just tell them that, 'Liverpool are the greatest club in football history'.

Their fan's 'Are the most knowledgeable, sporting, and witty in the world'.

'Every signing they have made in the last 50 years has been a fantastic success'

'Bill Shankley, and now Klopp, are philosophical and footballing god's'.

PS. 'Everton are irrelevant'.

Ask them what district of Liverpool do they live in?'.

This usually covers all the bases.
 
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