The Higgs Boson has been discovered.

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We should sign this Higgs Boson up.


Even if he's not the finished particle
 
Not sure he'd help much with the drive and charge within the team
 

best little spaniard said:
Not sure he'd help much with the drive and charge within the team
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right here goes...

remember that film from years ago starring Jeff Bridges where he got sucked into an arcade game and the only way he could escape was to undertake cybernetic gladitorial challenges ???

then they remade and re-released the whole concept as a brand new film in 2010 ? yeah, you remember ???

...well I've heard this guy likes the "new tron" FFS



(sorry dudes, truly I am, it was either that or a pun about Hadjuk Split)
 
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Couple of science guys have a problem they can’t solve, need answer

Hey lets conduct an experiment, whatever the result is, sure we’ll call that the answer
But how?

We could ram a couple of particles together in that tunnel we got all the funding for?

Oh, I see, why?

Might be that the beginning of the universe was similar, maybe like, who knows

You mean the universe began when 2 particles met in a tunnel? What kind of particles?

Dunno, but sure neither does any other ****

Ah so it can’t be challenged?

Exactly.

Oh, But erm,

What?

Well if the experiment is a success, then by definition, we’d actually create a universe, I mean otherwise it makes no sense at all.

Don’t mind all that, no cunt’ll care, they’ll see all the white coats and clipboards.

What about the other scientists?

Sure they won’t want to look daft, not if they want grants to use the tunnel and most of them are too busy jizzin’ in petri dishes
and examining it under the microscope n’ such.

But I don’t understand, I mean, what is the answer anyway.

The answer is the answer dip****.
 

No mate they've created the very circumstances to whit the world was created. It may seem dull on the surface but it's really interesting stuff
 
I just find it really hard to get excited about this stuff.

1. I wish they wouldn't **** with stuff like this as they don't know what could happen.

2. In a hundred years time whatever they've discovered will be disproven or they will have found something loads better.
 
Groucho said:
No mate they've created the very circumstances to whit the world was created. It may seem dull on the surface but it's really interesting stuff
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Erm..
I wasn't being serious like

Hope they find all this dark matter n' all, could be handy
 
Fiar enough mate. Could be life changing though, especially if they find a way to power the world effectively for free
 
All that dark matter might turn out to be "The Ether".
I hope so, as my tiny brain can't handle the idea of light travelling through nothing.
 

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