The Great War (no, not that one.....)

[Dylan]

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/22/1279622/-Mormons-Declare-War-on-Masturbation

Uhmm. Yeah.

Whats the problem? It's free, feels good and doesn't hurt anyone (except Mormons).

I am not sure there is actually much to discuss on this, but felt it was worth a share, especially in this crowd.

 

[bluejock]

How many nukes have they got?

I'm not worried, we'll take them.

 

[ijjysmith]

This is worrying.

They had beards. All of them.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Im not ashamed to say that i fancy Mormon ladies

 

[ijjysmith]

Im not ashamed to say that i fancy Mormon ladies

Hahaha! Finners you and your ways!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Im not ashamed to say that i fancy Mormon ladies

Bet you've watched Witness a whole lot?

 

[Dylan]

I used to 'know' a mormon girl who didn't believe in sex before marriage. But was completely ok with it in the butt.

 

[Bungle]

I know they aren't Mormon, but I watched a bit of 'Breaking Amish' the other day, what a bunch of filth bags they turn into once they let them into the real world.

 

[Kurt.]

All of my faps become religious on the vinegar strokes to be honest.


"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!"

 

[Degs62]

I am fully prepared to carry out my duties in this unholy war Colonel Dylan!

*Stands to attention and grasps weapon (with both hands)

 

[Dylan]

I am fully prepared to carry out my duties in this unholy war Colonel Dylan!

*Stands to attention and grasps weapon (with both hands)

Dammit man, I was in the NAVY!!!! No Colonels around here!!!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I know they aren't Mormon, but I watched a bit of 'Breaking Amish' the other day, what a bunch of filth bags they turn into once they let them into the real world.

Ah, Witness was the Amish wasn't it? Mormons are Mitt Romney and those folks from Salt Lake?

 

[Degs62]

Dammit man, I was in the NAVY!!!! No Colonels around here!!!

*Cleans up with tissues, applies more hand cream and salutes.

My mistake Commander Dylan.

 

[Bungle]

Ah, Witness was the Amish wasn't it? Mormons are Mitt Romney and those folks from Salt Lake?

Heard of it, Harrison Ford I think, but never seen it mate.

This is the girl from Breaking Amish, before and after.

 

[Dylan]

Amazing what a bit of makeup and good lighting can do for you.

Also getting rid of your clothes.