The GOT Hoedown

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ijjysmith

ijjysmith

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Like this:

[video=youtube_share;uwvXWomCohA]http://youtu.be/uwvXWomCohA[/video]

But for GOT.

For example,

I love surfing GOT, I think it is the best
When England are playing Chico puts me to the test,
It doesn't matter, because we both support the blues,
His head is massive but I guess that is old news.


Over to GOT.
 

Bungle makes me laugh - he really does amuse me
The only problem with him is that he is badly yewtree
That rapey little ewok sure is a funny guy
Just dont let him too near poor FTY
 
Carlos21 is nice.
He asks everyone "whats for tea lids" "BEER!"shouts David
"Very nice David" says C dawgy dawg dawg.
 

I love Pats Van, his puns are really smart
When it comes to word play, his work is almost art.
He knows most capital cities id say pretty welly,
If you ask him "India" he'd definitely say "New Dehli".
 
I like mick
But which ones which
Ones a sexy muvva
And one raps like a bitch

One is big and handsome
The other ones a freak
Ones like Michael moon
I think the other one on beak

Which Is which ?
I dare not tell
Work it out if you can


But I you get the wrong one...you may get a lengthy ban !!!
 
You lads might want to copyright your ditties,
don't want that Mick fella playin you like titties,
stealing your words and rapping off with them,
posting them on sound cloud and smashing the top ten,
so cover yo asses to stop this heinous crime,
I've already gone and copyrighted mine.



©tommye
 

Once there was a weird lad, his name was rapper Mick,
People laughed and mocked him because he was a pr.....couldn't do the trick
He just kept on posting, every single time.
He can't even rap because he can't even rhyme.

(Please note this hoedown is regarding mickm86 and not @GOT_micknick)
 
Talkin about the posters on an Everton forum/Constantly yawnin' they're regularly borin/No freedom in speech I get pulled back like foreskin/ my tongue will unleash and freeze you up like corpses/what's this yew tree? When I mention your daughters?/f*** the Po-lice, authority is awful/I'm straight on the streets,we're the minority orphans/ philosophically awkward, cos there's no stopping this pauper/no stopping this author when I'm hungry and nauseous/ unlawful incautious, horses for causes? Whatever that means, ayo my threads now a fortress, a haunted, distorted, distortion annoyance! Banned from the dead an I'm back with flamboyance/ my battery's gonna go so better post up this rawness
 
MickM86 said:
Talkin about the posters on an Everton forum/Constantly yawnin' they're regularly borin/No freedom in speech I get pulled back like foreskin/ my tongue will unleash and freeze you up like corpses/what's this yew tree? When I mention your daughters?/f*** the Po-lice, authority is awful/I'm straight on the streets,we're the minority orphans/ philosophically awkward, cos there's no stopping this pauper/no stopping this author when I'm hungry and nauseous/ unlawful incautious, horses for causes? Whatever that means, ayo my threads now a fortress, a haunted, distorted, distortion annoyance! Banned from the dead an I'm back with flamboyance/ my battery's gonna go so better post up this rawness
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Mine is defo better
 

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