The Full English Breakfast

stony · August 20, 2016

There is no finer meal in the world than the full English breakfast. However, certain rules have to apply. The first and most important of these is minimising the risk of cross contamination of egg yolk and the sauce from baked beans. There has to be a barrier of sausage in between the beans and the egg to prevent this. Preferably a slice of fried bread too. I have heard tales of people mixing egg yolk with the bean juice. These people are known as dirty bastards.
Do we have any of those filthy, uncultured individuals on this forum? or are we all sound of mind and wise in the way of eating a full English breakfast.

summerisle · August 20, 2016

Goat · August 20, 2016

I feel beans have no place in a breakfast!

bflefc · August 20, 2016

stony said:
There is no finer meal in the world than the full English breakfast. However, certain rules have to apply. The first and most important of these is minimising the risk of cross contamination of egg yolk and the sauce from baked beans. There has to be a barrier of sausage in between the beans and the egg to prevent this. Preferably a slice of fried bread too. I have heard tales of people mixing egg yolk with the bean juice. These people are known as dirty bastards.
Do we have any of those filthy, uncultured individuals on this forum? or are we all sound of mind and wise in the way of eating a full English breakfast.

Top tip: use the sausage as a breakwater.

*awaits links to the comedy gold Partridge clip

The Cowboy · August 20, 2016

The egg-bean osmosis doesn't concern me, but I don't encourage the process either. Fried bread is tasty but just so unhealthy (even by Full English standard) that I usually swerve it. Black pudding mandatory. Fried tomatoes avoided if possible.

Most importantly, a monstrous construction containing all elements of the breakfast between two slices of toast must be undertaken.

1966efc · August 20, 2016

The Cowboy said:
The egg-bean osmosis doesn't concern me, but I don't encourage the process either. Fried bread is tasty but just so unhealthy (even by Full English standard) that I usually swerve it. Black pudding mandatory. Fried tomatoes avoided if possible.

Most importantly, a monstrous construction containing all elements of the breakfast between two slices of toast must be undertaken.

+10

Sanity at last.

coollino · August 20, 2016

Don't like it, too much food, too greasy, too unhealthy.

Sapie88 · August 20, 2016

stony said:
There is no finer meal in the world than the full English breakfast. However, certain rules have to apply. The first and most important of these is minimising the risk of cross contamination of egg yolk and the sauce from baked beans. There has to be a barrier of sausage in between the beans and the egg to prevent this. Preferably a slice of fried bread too. I have heard tales of people mixing egg yolk with the bean juice. These people are known as dirty bastards.
Do we have any of those filthy, uncultured individuals on this forum? or are we all sound of mind and wise in the way of eating a full English breakfast.

Absolutely howling at this lol

blueser · August 20, 2016

When i started going out with my bird she freaked out when put the eggs on top of the beans. I didn't think, its haunted me ever since

tonyhorne · August 20, 2016

It all ends up in the same place once you've eaten it. Just get it down yer gob ye big girls blouse.......

anton66 · August 20, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
I feel beans have no place in a breakfast!

That should be on the controversial thread.
I prefer the sausage barrier method.

Tramps_mate · August 20, 2016

stony said:
There is no finer meal in the world than the full English breakfast. However, certain rules have to apply. The first and most important of these is minimising the risk of cross contamination of egg yolk and the sauce from baked beans. There has to be a barrier of sausage in between the beans and the egg to prevent this. Preferably a slice of fried bread too. I have heard tales of people mixing egg yolk with the bean juice. These people are known as dirty bastards.
Do we have any of those filthy, uncultured individuals on this forum? or are we all sound of mind and wise in the way of eating a full English breakfast.