The Drunk Thread

[canuckblue]

I only drink on days ending in y.

 

[witchdoc187]

Dry January for me. Well, except for the slip that I had last week when watching the mob attack Capitol Hill I had a whole bottle of wine lol

"I thought you were doing dry January?"
" Yes this is a sauvignon blanc"

 

[witchdoc187]

I only drink on Fridays and Saturdays.... occasionally Sundays, high days and holidays.

It being a Friday I've cracked open a beer now. Too old to overdo it though. The only time I ever "feel drunk " is if I have a drink early afternoon for some reason. Goes right to my head briefly.

Normally OK by the time I've driven home like*.





*awaits meltdown from the humourless.

Driving laws are for the worst drivers. If the drink driving limit is half a pint, then that's for the Virgin teenager. That means I can have about 6 pints. If a speed limit on a bend is 30, I imagine the blind old lady it's designed for so I can do 90. It's all relative

 

[LEONARD]

I've not been Brahms since Xmas day.

Sailor Jerry's rum waiting to be opened tonight.

 

[Caolam]

Going to be drinking beer and whisky later. Looking forward to it. Perfect end to the working week.

 

[ste d' indica]