EFC David
Player Valuation: £30m
I find a reverse headlock and 2 swift Kidney jabs usually does the trick.
Do you know what you say to a woman with a black eye ??? nothing mate,,, you've already told her once.
I don't usually have to resort to any of this violence though as I hardly enter the kitchen.
To be fair to Mrs EFC David she knows the rules, make sure my dinner is on the plate for when I come home, when I shout "BEER" I expect a can of.Yes.Beer.
She would rip my balls off with her teeth if she knew I wrote that,
No balls.