The daytime timewaster thread

[Dell Boy]

But Deirdre is hot, just look at all the street studs who've had a bit of her.

She's really not that. I hadn't intended this thread on a "would I shag my secretary line?" but she's been with me for almost two years and I can honestly say the thought has never once entered my head.

There's just no possible sexiness there. It might have something to do with how we work together which usually involves me getting told off for missing deadlines and being late for everything. We're only in the same office two days a week so we just kind of make do and put up with each other.

 

[EFC Si]

And you too have a secretary with an incredible bladder? (Still hasn't left the desk)

What's your day like?

She's probably an undercover Alien mate

 

[Dell Boy]

Back in the office, no Deirdre/alien, but two conference calls in the diary that I'd completely forgotten about!

Crap - got to actually work for a few hours now before heading into Birmingham for lunch and drinks with an old mate.

 

[carlos21]

Back in the office, no Deirdre/alien, but two conference calls in the diary that I'd completely forgotten about!

Crap - got to actually work for a few hours now before heading into Birmingham for lunch and drinks with an old mate.

morning dellboy how are you today.

 

[Dell Boy]

morning dellboy how are you today.

I'm good thanks mate. Just had a funny little meeting with a man that sounded just like Alan Partridge. His proposal is rubbish but I'm half tempted to keep it going just so I can have a laugh again!

You okay?

 

[carlos21]

I'm good thanks mate. Just had a funny little meeting with a man that sounded just like Alan Partridge. His proposal is rubbish but I'm half tempted to keep it going just so I can have a laugh again!

You okay?

I am fine today I am a lot better today.

 

[Dell Boy]

I am fine today I am a lot better today.

Good to hear it matey

 

[carlos21]

Good to hear it matey

thanks mate I am drinking loads of water.