The cooling waters thread

[chicoazul]

Good afternoon blues.

I took an evening away from the forum as there was no point picking the bones out of that and falling out with valued fellow toffees for a marginal difference in opinion, leading to much anger, ill feeling and straighteners.

As a result of absence I forgot about Everton quickly and had a pleasant evening. In essence, beloved fellow blues, I chose the cooling waters and basked in its gentle ripples and feelings of regenerative bliss.

Which leads me to ask you on this following day from a dark dark day in Everton’s history: in retrospect of your behaviour the last 20 hours or so, what would you have liked to do different? It is understandable to sometimes be swept away by strong emotions and crazy crazy thoughts, but only an issue if we do not take accountability and commit to positive changes to being a better, calmer, version of a fully grown adult on a sports team website that sells nice jigsaws and premium spare room art.

Come and own your anger and commit to being better and join us in the Cooling Waters.

 

[Tommy.]

I had a laugh.

Edit: first.

 

[chicoazul]

I had a laugh.

Edit: first.

Welcome to the Cooling Waters friend.

 

[john jako]

Someone f someone rar up

 

[john jako]

It was one of the best nights and days I’ve had on GOT in a long time.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I choose to wade confidently into the cooling waters up to a level a centimetre or so below my pendulous sack, then shuffle a bit more tentatively, then resume my headlong strut once I’ve acclimatised.

 

[lancs blue]

Good afternoon blues.

I took an evening away from the forum as there was no point picking the bones out of that and falling out with valued fellow toffees for a marginal difference in opinion, leading to much anger, ill feeling and straighteners.

As a result of absence I forgot about Everton quickly and had a pleasant evening. In essence, beloved fellow blues, I chose the cooling waters and basked in its gentle ripples and feelings of regenerative bliss.

Which leads me to ask you on this following day from a dark dark day in Everton’s history: in retrospect of your behaviour the last 20 hours or so, what would you have liked to do different? It is understandable to sometimes be swept away by strong emotions and crazy crazy thoughts, but only an issue if we do not take accountability and commit to positive changes to being a better, calmer, version of a fully grown adult on a sports team website that sells nice jigsaws and premium spare room art.

Come and own your anger and commit to being better and join us in the Cooling Waters.

Is this a water sports thread

By the way what brand of blow up doll do you own - asking for a friend ?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I regret asking @chrismpw to install a new kitchen in the bomb shelter. It'll end badly. Or in a comedic new thread.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I spent the entire evening pretending that I have never met the Everton and I found it most pleasant.

A little paddle in the cooling waters today while continuing to deny any knowledge of the circus is just the ticket.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

What time is Joey popping in to call this a pointless thread?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Any links to the carnage from last night would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Royal]

If I could go back and change it, I would have gone in harder on davek and his personal life.

 

[LostLegend]

I got way past anger many years ago.
Apathy rules and all that… you’re never fully ‘out’ though are you?

So I had a few ice cold bottles of the ‘Cooling Waters’ myself last night, just to numb the Everton, but not enough to come on here swinging

 

[chicoazul]

Ladies and gentlemen, the cooling waters thread. For calm, reflection and accountability.

 

[4737carlin]

Cooling Waters, didn't they play Woodstock in 69?