The confession box.

roydo · August 9, 2013

I searched, I honestly did, because I cannot believe we have never had a confession thread on here. (Then again, we are all ace, so didnt need one)........doubt it.

Own up, ask for forgiveness, or just unburden your guilty secret, from shoplifting sweets as a nipper, to the possible insurance scam, little white lies that have grown into a molehill of epic proportions, or just an act of folly that you will always regret, and can never really be justified.

My worst will remain firmly under wraps. For now. But it is unforgivable, shameful, and indefensible.

GOT. OWN UP! You will cleanse your soul.

ijjysmith · August 9, 2013

I've had 3 poos of varying consistencies today.

d34noj · August 9, 2013

Do you work for Scotland Yard?

malfosse · August 9, 2013

roydo said:
I searched, I honestly did, because I cannot believe we have never had a confession thread on here. (Then again, we are all ace, so didnt need one)........doubt it.

Own up, ask for forgiveness, or just unburden your guilty secret, from shoplifting sweets as a nipper, to the possible insurance scam, little white lies that have grown into a molehill of epic proportions, or just an act of folly that you will always regret, and can never really be justified.

My worst will remain firmly under wraps. For now. But it is unforgivable, shameful, and indefensible.

GOT. OWN UP! You will cleanse your soul.

Come on my son tell Father Malfosse, and ask for forgiveness.

ijjysmith · August 9, 2013

d34noj said:
Do you work for Scotland Yard?

No mate. They have a 2 poo per day rule.

roydo · August 9, 2013

d34noj said:
Do you work for Scotland Yard?

Haha! Nooo.

BlueLlama · August 9, 2013

malfosse said:
Come on my son tell Father Malfosse, and ask for forgiveness.

YEWTREE

d34noj · August 9, 2013

roydo said:
Haha! Nooo.

Because if so thats just lazy.

Dont think I have anything to confess? (Not on an open Internet forum anyway

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The T-Dex · August 9, 2013

When I was younger I let a girl put makeup on me so she'd give me a blowjob.

Goat · August 9, 2013

This is not my first account.

The T-Dex · August 9, 2013

In some ways I prefer Manchester to Liverpool.

Deleted member 28206 · August 9, 2013

He fell over.

royalblue66 · August 9, 2013

A few years back I used to go behind the bike shed for a crafty smoke, and also have a bit of finger, I really loved that
Care takers job

noharmdone · August 9, 2013

uncle bill's moggie said:
A few years back I used to go behind the bike shed for a crafty smoke, and also have a bit of finger, I really loved that
Care takers job

Haha..