The Colour Red

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ffs lid bang her an boot her out never have that colour/color(for nords)in the home place
 

tommypotts said:
You could do what i do and consider anything red in the house as a way of paying homage to Big Nev in the 1985 CWC final. Having said that i won't buy anything made by Candy, Hitachi or Crown Paints and i don't touch Carlsberg. I once had a row with the wife outside the Reebok shop in Cheshire Oaks, she had seen a t-shirt in the window she liked but i told not to buy it as it was what they wore, stood out side while she went in to buy it but couldn't hide my delight the first time she washed it had shrunk.
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Do you drink Chang?
 
manxtoffee said:
You could have it worse.. My Missus is a red!:(
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I'd love to have a red missus. It's one of the stipulations in my screening processes. The derby day sex would just be brutal. And of course for the other 363 days in the year I could just treat her with vague distain but she's be so in love with me that she wouldn't mind. My word the vaginal distruction would just be stupendous.

And I don't own a single item of red clothing. It is petty, but I am quite petty so it's my own little way of saying a big **** you to the ****e. I'm sure they are sad.
 

I hate red so much, i have no red clothing or any item that is red.

It really angers me when i see red cars with 'Your In My Heart, Your In My Soul' stickers on the back of em
 
Agree with Chico here, domestic violence is the answer.

If that doesn't work, bin her and try and slip her sister a digit
 
Cheers lads..

All sorted now, she keeps looking through the window though...perhaps I should let her in once in a while:dodgy::dodgy::lol:
 

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