The ' Chat '

[Gwladys St. Glory]

After all is said and done, it won't make anything worse...if he's getting the talk in school then at least you have a starting off point and can ask him what they're teaching.

 

[somuchfun]

Ask him to smell your fingers.

 

[Bungle]

Get him to lick the end of a battery mate, then tell him if he gets one that tastes like that he needs to bin her!

 

[icburns]

If he dislikes one of his younger brothers, you can claim that one to be the result of not wearing a condom.

 

[toffeejack]

I never had the chat. They usually learn it in school. I turned out alright I think.

... that's not what she said, wooah

NHD, why don't you let him come on here like you did with the yung 'un last month?
some sound advice with the battery talk

 

[The T-Dex]

... that's not what she said, wooah

NHD, why don't you let him come on here like you did with the yung 'un last month?
some sound advice with the battery talk

Wanna bum?

 

[toffeejack]

Wanna bum?

sure, why not, bored as ****


*excuse the pun

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

The most embarrassing event possible for both father & son.

Tell him that in the age of the internet, there's probably little you can add to his knowledge, but always wear a hat even if she tells you she's on the pill.

 

[Julian Carax]

Do people actually have the chat?

Hope it goes better than this:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uvq--g1lWk

 

[Username]

I knew what a rainbow kiss was when I was 9. Not even ****ing kidding.

I learned that one quite young aswell, didn't have a clue what Jizz or Period was but even then i knew dick juice and **** blood wasn't exactly enticing.

 

[FTY]

My daughter is 20, and my son is 17, no alarms so far. I think children today are more educated in those matters than I was at that age.

Yeah we are to be fair... also, is it wrong that i gave my little brother the chat instead of his dad?

 

[steken1]

I knew what a rainbow kiss was when I was 9. Not even ****ing kidding.

Whens your 'uncle' out mate?

 

[Phenom]

I didn't have the talk and I wouldn't want it either, way too embarrassing.

Just like some dads show their sons how to shave, **** that give me the razor and let me get to work on this bum fluff.

 

[steken1]

Half the funs finding out where it goes yourself I think.

I'd deffo be talking about not getting girls preggo when your young and stuff like that though. It makes life that much harder when your not really ready and it's not fair on the child you make either.