Hello soccer fans everywhere. Not sure I've brought this up but supporting England as an Evertonian is a bit weird for me. And here is why:
They are largely followed by a collection of absolute specimens from crap small towns who are desperate for identity and belonging. These same mutants who take great delight in unfunny German dive bomber #banter, attack innocent away fans and smash up pavement cafes on the continent when they lose. These aforementioned tragic small towns go off when they are knocked out of whatever tournament they qualify for. England fans truly are the UKIP kopites of football.
Liverpool players are shoehorned into the team at will, at the expense of better players. These same Liverpool players that you detest every normal week and are the most detestable spawn of satan in their normal behaviour. Stevie G as my captain? Tar but no tar.
I'm scouse.
The media circus around England, the fans and players makes my actual toes start to levitate towards my shins out of cringe. Win a few games and it's hashtag spirit of 66 all over the show. "Our boys" can do it. No humility, no class, no self awareness. They could almost be kopites. This is the same media that continually point the finger at Everton players in an England shirt whenever something goes wrong. How can you accept that?
What say you fellow Evertonians?
They are largely followed by a collection of absolute specimens from crap small towns who are desperate for identity and belonging. These same mutants who take great delight in unfunny German dive bomber #banter, attack innocent away fans and smash up pavement cafes on the continent when they lose. These aforementioned tragic small towns go off when they are knocked out of whatever tournament they qualify for. England fans truly are the UKIP kopites of football.
Liverpool players are shoehorned into the team at will, at the expense of better players. These same Liverpool players that you detest every normal week and are the most detestable spawn of satan in their normal behaviour. Stevie G as my captain? Tar but no tar.
I'm scouse.
The media circus around England, the fans and players makes my actual toes start to levitate towards my shins out of cringe. Win a few games and it's hashtag spirit of 66 all over the show. "Our boys" can do it. No humility, no class, no self awareness. They could almost be kopites. This is the same media that continually point the finger at Everton players in an England shirt whenever something goes wrong. How can you accept that?
What say you fellow Evertonians?
