The big (dreaded) V

[PITA]

Ok.

I had it done about 4 years ago, absolutely no problems since.

I had a torsion when I was younger, 14 or 15 - they sew your balls to your ballsack so it doesn't happen again, however it makes the snip a more 'arduous' process shall we say.

All the other fellas prior to me, in and out in 15 minutes flat (saying 'nothing to worry about pal, it's a doddle to us blokes, then round the corner to the missus with tears in their eye's) whereas I was 45 minutes, didn't give enough anaesthetic so I could feel 'tugging' in my stomach till they gave me some more and I can still smell the burning flesh now.

Other than that, nothing to it. Good luck mate.

Same here. Other than that, mine was very straight-forward.

 

[Alan Whittle]

what we thinking about having a vasectomy ?

What’s this fecking “we”?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

What’s this fecking “we”?

That’s a no from little whittle then

 

[Alan Whittle]

That’s a no from little whittle then

That’s a very very no.

 

[degsy]

T this must’ve been discussed but, what we thinking about having a vasectomy ?

Long suffering wife (gynaecologist so knows her stuff) needs freeing from her imposing birth control method (age happens to us all), and the snip is the safest option seeing as I blurt like Red Adair.

Any gotters been there?
The myth about 10% of procedures ending in contestant lingering pain does worry me slightly but, she assures me it’s a myth
5 of my mates have had it and no issues, I’m the only blue though so bound to go wrong.

Best thing I ever did, there's still an 'end product' string of pearls so to speak so every one's a winner.
Back when I used to wear one, I used to have a tie, navy blue with IOFB on it

I Only Fire Blanks.

 

[Kurt.]

Had mine done when I was in my 20’s, had my daughter when I was 22 and couple of years later decided I didn’t want any more kids ( this is not a reflection on my daughter). Doc was hesitant about sorting out the appointment as I was young but I was adamant, best decision I ever made

 

[Milk]

This is a winner apparently

My missus said that when she was at school (in the 70s), the kids knew when a newly married female teacher had been playing the beast with two backs because of the smell of sperm.

Things you learn

 

[Rita_Poon]

My missus said that when she was at school (in the 70s), the kids knew when a newly married female teacher had been playing the beast with two backs because of the smell of sperm.

Things you learn

 

[Blue peter]

Unfortunately it’s in my philanthropic nature, I’d have to refuse the snip. I’m just too much of a gift to humanity…..it’s a curse but I get by.

 

[LEONARD]

Available at this Wirral surgery.

40 Balls Road
Oxton
Wirral
Prenton
Merseyside
CH43 5RE

 

[Milk]

@Noisy noise annoys …

If you’re going for the op, pick a warm day

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

My missus said that when she was at school (in the 70s), the kids knew when a newly married female teacher had been playing the beast with two backs because of the smell of sperm.

Things you learn

@Noisy noise annoys …

If you’re going for the op, pick a warm day

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I already told wifey I was putting them hand warmers in my pockets