The best time to talk about the fairer sex....

[BlackToffee]

Is not when they are in earshot of you, can can prove you so wrong. As this stupid reporter found out.
[video]http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/female-fighter-chokes-out-reporter/1j46cy24u[/video]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Also best to check that your mobile hasn't dialled them as well. Before constructively criticising them to your mates or chatting up their mate/ sister

 

[chicoazul]

A girl.who used to work for me done that once, rang me in error in her bag or something and proceeded to say unsavory things about moi.

The moment of realisation was beautiful. She didn't last long like.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

my mate accidently dialled his mrs.whilst removing his kecks to do a bit of brass rubbing, managed to turn it off as he realised then did it again after he had rubbed the said brass and was tellin' one of the lads about it, but didnt realise.