The best thing that happened to me today...

[peteblue]

Finding an extra box of wine that I'd forgotten about....

 

[Groucho]

Saw someone get a door slammed in their face as they sneezed and their head exploded

 

[Alio]

Stopped feeling ill!

 

[everton4ever]

ahhh those happy momments when you dont have to drink household products when you find more booze

 

[Azzurri]

I found that if you touch your anus during or shortly after masturbation it gives you a strange tingling sensation.

 

[Groucho]

I found that if you touch your anus during or shortly after masturbation it gives you a strange tingling sensation.

That's haemorrhoids

 

[ijjysmith]

I found that if you touch your anus during or shortly after masturbation it gives you a strange tingling sensation.

Bet that felt alright

 

[peteblue]

That's haemorrhoids

Or Fox's mints........

 

[bullensview]

I found that if you touch your anus during or shortly after masturbation it gives you a strange tingling sensation.

you didn't make the same mistake as me with vix vapo rub did ya? that sh*t hurts

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

A brief fantasy related to thespurs game. In fact best thing this year.

 

[peteblue]

A brief fantasy related to thespurs game. In fact best thing this year.

The naked blonde and scoring in the last minute......

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The naked blonde and scoring in the last minute......

no just going in my briefs

 

[peteblue]

no just going in my briefs

You from Newcastle then ?..........

 

[Frank Drebin]

you didn't make the same mistake as me with vix vapo rub did ya? that sh*t hurts

An application of deep heat to the perineum really spurs you towards the finish line.