The Best Quotes From Everton Players/Staff

Shibbywiggles · February 2, 2016

Firstly, it's important that anyone who isn't sad enough to trawl through 140 odd pages of (mostly) rubbish sees this quote from our new signing-

"Niasse is strong, Niasse is tall. If nothing's going right, give Niasse the ball and he won't let you down. What other forwards can do, Niasse can do better. Other forwards in Russia have to work hard to become as good as me"

Ace.

I can't remember a better quote from anyone at the club. Notably I remember Moyes' 'people's club' as that was a pretty big deal at the time as we thought he 'got us' and of course everyone knows 'once Everton has touched you...' but there must be some more ace ones out there. Especially from our glory days...

ToffeeDan · February 2, 2016

Ni Ass is on Fire.

toffee matt · February 2, 2016

I'll get you in the Champions League - R Martinez 2013

bitter-no-better · February 2, 2016

kopites are gob you know what's! oh sugar. wrong thread.

Exeter Gently · February 2, 2016

Shibbywiggles said:
Firstly, it's important that anyone who isn't sad enough to trawl through 140 odd pages of (mostly) rubbish sees this quote from our new signing-

"Niasse is strong, Niasse is tall. If nothing's going right, give Niasse the ball and he won't let you down. What other forwards can do, Niasse can do better. Other forwards in Russia have to work hard to become as good as me"

Ace.

I can't remember a better quote from anyone at the club. Notably I remember Moyes' 'people's club' as that was a pretty big deal at the time as we thought he 'got us' and of course everyone knows 'once Everton has touched you...' but there must be some more ace ones out there. Especially from our glory days...

well who said this then?

daz4matty · February 2, 2016

toffee matt said:
I'll get you in the Champions League - R Martinez 2013

I think he said championship to be fair mate

bitter-no-better · February 2, 2016

Exeter Gently said:
well who said this then?

the clue is the last word of the quote.

Shibbywiggles · February 2, 2016

Exeter Gently said:
well who said this then?

Niasse did. He likes to talk about himself in third person.

Bungle · February 2, 2016

Exeter Gently said:
well who said this then?

I think Niasse refers to himself in the third person quite a lot, sure that's what I read yesterday anyway.

It's normally the sign of a monumental bellend but given he's in an Everton shirt Bungle is going to let him off.

Shibbywiggles · February 2, 2016

Bungle said:
I think Niasse refers to himself in the third person quite a lot, sure that's what I read yesterday anyway.

It's normally the sign of a monumental bellend but given he's in an Everton shirt Bungle is going to let him off.

ShibbyWiggles will also let him off.

deipnosophist · February 2, 2016

Sharpies quote about his lap dancing Panda was a good 'un.

Dario Terracotta · February 2, 2016

Any excuselollollol

oldblue · February 2, 2016

Remember Sheeds saying something about always celebrating by putting one finger up, but it was just natural to use two in front of Kop

sageyefc · February 2, 2016

Bungle said:
I think Niasse refers to himself in the third person quite a lot, sure that's what I read yesterday anyway.

It's normally the sign of a monumental bellend but given he's in an Everton shirt Bungle is going to let him off.

Sometimes the African lads speak like that, just a bit of bad grammar

Eggs · February 2, 2016

bitter-no-better said:
kopites are gob you know what's! oh sugar. wrong thread.

....was at a presentation evening when Dr France came on stage opened a piece of paper with his speech on and simply uttered that phrase. He then folded the paper put it back in his pocket and walked off.