The best part about being over 40...

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johnnydawg68

Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
...is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet.

However if you'd like to come clean, here's the thread to do it. It's summer, we need good stories.
 

Book face & ****ter were thankfully just a science fiction notion when I was grappling with horrors, on the wrong end of a skin full.
 


Absolutely, don't be afraid of the 50's, they're ace, apart from the nose and ear hair, back pain and short but frequent piddles.

turn 60 and the farts kick in, better than at any time in your life, whosh ten seconds plus
 
I'm 48 tomorrow. Nearer to 50 than 45 ffs. It's officially late 40s ffs. Not happy. I see 'young' people on their mobile phones for more than 2 minutes and it makes me angry. Ffs.
 

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