The best part about being over 40...

[johnnydawg68]

...is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet.

However if you'd like to come clean, here's the thread to do it. It's summer, we need good stories.

 

[BlueLlama]

Thankfully no one was on hand with camera phones when I was a teenager.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Book face & ****ter were thankfully just a science fiction notion when I was grappling with horrors, on the wrong end of a skin full.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Thankfully no one was on hand with camera phones when I was a teenager.

Double edged sword. I'd love to have more pics from those days, but lots of incriminating evidence.

 

[roydo]

Best part of being over 40?

Not being 50.

 

[Fensta]

Being fat and bald is the best part

 

[blue61]

Best part of being over 40?

Not being 50.

That's ageist that is, mods, mods, hello.....

 

[roydo]

That's ageist that is, mods, mods, hello.....

Haha! Speaking from experience mate.

 

[blue61]

Haha! Speaking from experience mate.

Absolutely, don't be afraid of the 50's, they're ace, apart from the nose and ear hair, back pain and short but frequent piddles.

 

[roydo]

Absolutely, don't be afraid of the 50's, they're ace, apart from the nose and ear hair, back pain and short but frequent piddles.

It is so ON!

 

[monty]

Absolutely, don't be afraid of the 50's, they're ace, apart from the nose and ear hair, back pain and short but frequent piddles.

turn 60 and the farts kick in, better than at any time in your life, whosh ten seconds plus

 

[Bungle]

I expected this to be a fairly short thread after all of your RSI kicked in?

 

[roydo]

I expected this to be a fairly short thread after all of your RSI kicked in?

It will be short because we are having a nap soon.

 

[Kurt.]

I'll let you know when I get there... couple of years yet.


Mickdernick had the cheek to call me grandad the other day ffs.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'm 48 tomorrow. Nearer to 50 than 45 ffs. It's officially late 40s ffs. Not happy. I see 'young' people on their mobile phones for more than 2 minutes and it makes me angry. Ffs.