The bad bell league

[turner]

People (ie women) who update their facebook status with whatever their rat-faced urchin of a toddler is doing FIVE THOUSAND TIMES A DAY. And as an extension, people who have a picture of said child as their profile. It looks like I'm friends with about ninety children on facebook, or am some kind of next level master groomer.

 

[chicoazul]

Oh look, Junior just had a turd in his potty"

Photo attached.

Cue:

Isn't he a good boy"

You must be so proud of him"

My Jake done two of them just thirty minutes ago. WOO"

He's such a big boy now"

Giving women a platform to share their opinions with is a bad thing as social media proves. Unless said woman is sound and posts photos of her in grotty poses.

The right reply to posts like that should be "Hmmm, that doesn't look right, looks like the first stages of dystentry. I'd be getting that checked out to be honest".

 

[Roztitute]

Hitler was quite a bad bellend.

 

[harryjam]

People who walk slowly. Go hard or go home.