The apprentice

[Howzer]

New series tonight, anyone watching?

 

[Ring master]

never miss it

 

[BluePeadar]

I work with a bunch of tosspot incompetents who talk turboturd all day every day thanks very much.

what channels it on?

 

[Howzer]

BBC 1 mate, just started.

 

[Donald Twain]

can't be doing with it! A shower of complete fools and Lord Syrup ! oh topped off by the hideous Brady.

 

[BluePeadar]

You can play contestant bingo , i.e tick the box when u find
- the bit of a dell boy , smooth talkin geezer type who is worse than useless
- the hyper competitive asian who is all talk no trousers
- the only Irish person alive with no sense of humour
- the chip on the shoulder single parent who thinks its everyone against them
- the silver spooner privately educated cravat wearing banker type who thinks they've had it tough
- the likeable modest type that doesn't think they are the most gifted individual on earth
- the one that refers to themselves as well grounded but never misses an opportunity to say they started with nothing
- the unassuming one who says nothing and dodges for a few weeks until they are found to as useless as dell boy
- the one who looks like the one who bullied you in school
- the hate figure girl that causes hassle with everyone but is kept in for audience viewing figure reasons
- the one who is doing it as a celebrity seeking venture only

 

[Bungle]

I just caught the end of this, fckn hell someone needs to launch that black fella out the window.

 

[Donald Twain]

You can play contestant bingo , i.e tick the box when u find
- the bit of a dell boy , smooth talkin geezer type who is worse than useless
- the hyper competitive asian who is all talk no trousers
- the only Irish person alive with no sense of humour
- the chip on the shoulder single parent who thinks its everyone against them
- the silver spooner privately educated cravat wearing banker type who thinks they've had it tough
- the likeable modest type that doesn't think they are the most gifted individual on earth
- the one that refers to themselves as well grounded but never misses an opportunity to say they started with nothing
- the unassuming one who says nothing and dodges for a few weeks until they are found to as useless as dell boy
- the one who looks like the one who bullied you in school
- the hate figure girl that causes hassle with everyone but is kept in for audience viewing figure reasons
- the one who is doing it as a celebrity seeking venture only

you've been a researcher on this haven't you?

 

[BluePeadar]

you've been a researcher on this haven't you?

yes. Im just bitter I got sacked for being like most of the contestants

 

[evertony]

Robert the 7ft arse got right on my top bullocks.....what an absolute cretin

 

[Pat's Van]

used to be my guilty pleasure this, haven't watched for a few series though, been going a while like now hasn't it

 

[Donald Twain]

used to be my guilty pleasure this, haven't watched for a few series though, been going a while like now hasn't it

Yup! about 130 years.