The afterlife ?

What's the score afterlife?

  • Radiator in a 1950s semi

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Slice of cheese in a McDonald's

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Bruce Forsyth's left foot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A spider in a forest

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • A Christmas cracker from c1984

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • John Motson's scarf

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Cilia Black's mirror

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Total voters
    17
  • Poll closed .
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so long as it's not some sort of rs kopite...and I think the stains on my Karmatic score card aren't that bad as to warrant that I'm not to fussed.
I wouldn't mind some sort of groundhog day on my life to see if choice 'a' was indeed better than choice 'b' or in my case sometimes no choice / CBA.

A number of years ago I proposed that I would come back as a female electrician, having noticed that both had it easy * puts on tin hat
 
IF, in say 1900, the world had 4Billion people ( and not everybody comes back as a person mind ) by the time they die ( not all at the same time I know ) there will/would/are 5,6,7Billion people the figures don't add up, as my head is starting to hurt already with this thinking stuff I'll pack in and leave it to somebody more eloquent and Informed than me ( or is that I )
 
IF, in say 1900, the world had 4Billion people ( and not everybody comes back as a person mind ) by the time they die ( not all at the same time I know ) there will/would/are 5,6,7Billion people the figures don't add up, as my head is starting to hurt already with this thinking stuff I'll pack in and leave it to somebody more eloquent and Informed than me ( or is that I )

That will do me, mate. We will return whence we came from. The religious myth of returning to the god that made us isn't necessarily wrong, just differently-interpreted.

The Afterlife we're going to is the same place we were before we became a spark in this life. The Beforelife, if you will. We return to the One of everything.

It's more exciting than being a mouse or even Eva Green's brown finger.
 

That will do me, mate. We will return whence we came from. The religious myth of returning to the god that made us isn't necessarily wrong, just differently-interpreted.

The Afterlife we're going to is the same place we were before we became a spark in this life. The Beforelife, if you will. We return to the One of everything.

It's more exciting than being a mouse or even Eva Green's brown finger.

now I'm even more confused, except for Eva Green / brown finger bit, which is not the worst job in the world and would be an improvement on coming back as a rs.

* runs off to google eva green brown finger, text and images
 
Folks, as regards the after life I have a certain Faith. I won't go into that here!

However, this story is absolutely true.

My late Dad, John (an Evertonian) came from a family of 8.

Before he died aged 88 his brother Seamus and sister Nell had already died. While he was dying in December 2008 his eldest sister Mary aged 94 was in a nursing home. We all agreed with our cousins not to let her know that Dad was ill in case it upset her.

Dad died on 30th December.

One week later Mary got very weak and it was clear she was going to move on too. In her last lucid hours she pointed to the end of her bed, very calmly, and said "I can see Seamus, Nell and John".

She died some hours later, on 6th January, and she had never been told that my Dad had died.

Whatever your beliefs, I am convinced that this life is not the end of the story for us! :p
 
We shouldn't be gambling on this afterlife giggerdy-pokery. We need to get these Scientists off their fat nerdy holes and away from curing individual diseases, they need to go after death itself or build some kind of bionic host for the human brain which keeps you in a permanent sensory state of virtual bliss.
 

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