The Adventures of Captain EFC and Toffee Girl

[PaddyJames]

I'd crawl over broken glass to just hear Captain EFC fart through a walkie talkie

 

[chrismpw]

So what's his alter ego when he's not Captain EFC. He needs a name and a job. I suggest a Maths teacher in a private school, James Park. Toffee Girl is an English teacher in the same school. Her name is Lucy Bullens. Absolutely no romantic interest between them.

I don't think a maths teacher could be a superhero. In their spare time they look for patterns in the cracks in the wall of their bedsits while stroking one of their many cats. Captain EFC would definitely be a science teacher.

Equally if Lucy were an English teacher her glasses would be 2 inches thick and her catsuit knitted out of pastel wool, finished with a flouncy scarf. She'd definitely be either History or DT in my view.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I don't think a maths teacher could be a superhero. In their spare time they look for patterns in the cracks in the wall of their bedsits while stroking one of their many cats. Captain EFC would definitely be a science teacher.

Equally if Lucy were an English teacher her glasses would be 2 inches thick and her catsuit knitted out of pastel wool, finished with a flouncy scarf. She'd definitely be either History or DT in my view.

Excellent points, I bow to your superior knowledge and life experience of teachers. Mine were all nuns so no clue really!

 

[Tommy.]

I'd crawl over broken glass to just hear Captain EFC fart through a walkie talkie

I'd lick her dad's helmet just to taste the recipe.

 

[PaddyJames]

I'd lick her dad's helmet just to taste the recipe.

You're a dirty dirty get.

 

[wainy]

I have a question for Captain EFC.

He’s half way into his mum and his dads half way into him. Does he go forwards or backwards?

 

[larbert toffee]

So what's his alter ego when he's not Captain EFC. He needs a name and a job. I suggest a Maths teacher in a private school, James Park. Toffee Girl is an English teacher in the same school. Her name is Lucy Bullens. Absolutely no romantic interest between them.

There's got to be so @Bungle can pick up the thread and add his twist to the story.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

There's got to be so @Bungle can pick up the thread and add his twist to the story.

Captain EFC is gay. Lucy is in a relationship with a PT who works in the gym where she attends her spinning classes.

 

[larbert toffee]

Captain EFC is gay. Lucy is in a relationship with a PT who works in the gym where she attends her spinning classes.

Thanks, that will be more than enough for him to be getting on with. lol

 

[zzr45]

Toffee Girl also moonlights as the runway at John Lennon airport with her massive fivehead.

 

[larbert toffee]

Toffee Girl also moonlights as the runway at John Lennon airport with her massive fivehead.

Hope she parks her car in the correct manner, easy to pick up a fine around there.

 

[Bungle]

Captain EFC is gay. Lucy is in a relationship with a PT who works in the gym where she attends her spinning classes.

This would at least explain his love of being pegged