The Adventures of Captain EFC and Toffee Girl

[johnnydawg68]

A little fun to keep the urge to drink bleach at bay...

Introducing Captain EFC and Toffee Girl. The Superheroes we all need right now.

 

[Davidoff]

You got the number got toffee girl?

 

[The binman chronicles]

I take it these stories involve that they look like they are going to stop the bad guy and win the day, but then they can't be arsed and get pummelled and bummed half to death?

 

[navidson]

I take it these stories involve that they look like they are going to stop the bad guy and win the day, but then they can't be arsed and get pummelled and bummed half to death?

I think they call that one

"The History of Everton F.C 1996-2021"

 

[wainy]

Let me know when spinning is finished so I can sniff her bike seat

 

[johnnydawg68]

I take it these stories involve that they look like they are going to stop the bad guy and win the day, but then they can't be arsed and get pummelled and bummed half to death?

I'm considering an arc where they appoint a Kopite to lead them. TBD.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

If you draw a pair of glasses on Captain EFC, he looks just like Joey Barton.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Will Captain EFC and Toffee Girl escape from Planet Gobshite???

 

[The binman chronicles]

Will Captain EFC and Toffee Girl escape from Planet Gobshite???

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In Norwegian.

 

[welshtoffee]

Just need to know if any of our superheroes end up beheading Benitez

 

[tommye]

Just need to know if any of our superheroes end up beheading Benitez

That'll be me.


I'm not a super hero though.
Just a pissed off fan

 

[COYBL25]

A little fun to keep the urge to drink bleach at bay...

Introducing Captain EFC and Toffee Girl. The Superheroes we all need right now.

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Does Toffee Girl get to take out @bigbadjeff, after he asks to take photos of her arse ?

 

[larbert toffee]

On the story of their first date, hand over the editing and the artwork to @Bungle you would be assured of a bestseller and awards, possibly even arrest.

 

[welshtoffee]

That'll be me.


I'm not a super hero though.
Just a pissed off fan

You get the machete and I am sure hundreds of posters on here will give you an alibi.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

So what's his alter ego when he's not Captain EFC. He needs a name and a job. I suggest a Maths teacher in a private school, James Park. Toffee Girl is an English teacher in the same school. Her name is Lucy Bullens. Absolutely no romantic interest between them.