The “Get me off this planet“ thread

[longers]

A thread dedicated to things that make you wish you lived on another planet. Anything goes. Unleash your inner boomer

Ill start with these two fine specimens

 

[COYBL25]

A thread dedicated to things that make you wish you lived on another planet. Anything goes. Unleash your inner boomer

Ill start with these two fine specimens

Are they in an institution and this is part of their therapy ?

 

[tommye]

People.


Vile things they are.

 

[Rich1878]

A thread dedicated to things that make you wish you lived on another planet. Anything goes. Unleash your inner boomer

Ill start with these two fine specimens

Jesus christ

 

[ste d' indica]

People.


Vile things they are.

Charlie Brooker said it best:

Cluttering up the pavement like gormless farting skittles. They're awful.

 

[tommye]

Charlie Brooker said it best:

Cluttering up the pavement like gormless farting skittles. They're awful.

Awful things.
Can't stand them

 

[sdk]

If you long to live on a different planet, rejoice.

Climate change is making it happen.

 

[chrismpw]

A thread dedicated to things that make you wish you lived on another planet. Anything goes. Unleash your inner boomer

Ill start with these two fine specimens

Kinell.

At least they were vaguely tuneful unlike those who swamp prime time Saturday night talent shows - whatever they were drawling in about.

 

[Blue 1]

Charlie Brooker said it best:

Cluttering up the pavement like gormless farting skittles. They're awful.

I love that quote.

My other favourite of his is about Richard Littlejohn.

"I can't help noticing Littlejohn's picture, even when my eyes are looking elsewhere, because his face smells - or at any rate, I think it does. I can smell it in my brain. Even when it's just a photo. It smells like someone breaking wind in a pair of cheap nylon trousers while eating a scotch egg in a hot car passing the Tilsworth Golf and Conference Centre on the A5 outside Dunstable. But worse."

 

[chrismpw]

The government
Cats
The rs
Radio 4
Adverts
Branded restaurants
Cats again
Big corporations
Tories
People who own cats

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He's probably procreated by now. I know there's a ton of easy jokes, but the really mind bendingly thick ones do usually.

 

[RAFUH]

People who own cats

 

[sdk]

The government
Cats
The rs
Radio 4
Adverts
Branded restaurants
Cats again
Big corporations
Tories
People who own cats

 

[Yarrgh]

A thread dedicated to things that make you wish you lived on another planet. Anything goes. Unleash your inner boomer

Ill start with these two fine specimens

I felt my iq dropping every second I watched of that.

 

[No8Bally]

Anything to do with the RS.
Labour.