That's Amore - Player songs / banter

[Netromelo]

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore

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When the ball hits his chest
He is the very best
Fellaini

He's a gash scottish knight
but he scored against the sh*te
Steven Naismith

He's as big as a house
And he speaks proper scouse
Anichebe

He is hated worldwide
and his teeth are offside
Luis Suarez

Rhyme dictionary: http://rhymezone.com/
This could be fun. Maybe wrong forum, but if we keep it mostly Everton players, I guess it's alright.

 

[chicoazul]

When the midfield gives off a stench
And you remain on the bench
That's Ross Barkley

When you're in the back of Gladdy
And you can't see past Big Daddy
That's MoutsGoat

 

[Shibbywiggles]

When you race down the wing
And you snap your hamstring
That's Mirallas

 

[bluejock]

When you race down the wing
And you snap your hamstring
That's Mirallas

Heeheehee

Very good Shibbers, very good indeed.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

When your tactis go wrong
But your eyes smoulder on
That's Dave Moyes

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Heeheehee

Very good Shibbers, very good indeed.

Cheers mate!


He's the fastest in blue
With a Hitler hair do
That's Oviedo

 

[bluejock]

With his highlighted hair
He points here, he points there
It's Phil Neville

Starts the game with a punt
Calls his full back a [Poor language removed]
That's Tim Howard

 

[Azzurri]

When the head seems to shine
Like it's polished a the time
That's Big Distin

 

[Shibbywiggles]

With his highlighted hair
He points here, he points there
It's Phil Neville

Haha brilliant!

He was player of the year
Now he starts we all fear
Johnny Heitinga

More relevant a month ago, think he's done alright in the last couple to be fair

 

[bluejock]

When he plays we don't lose
Even when he's on the booze
Darron Gibson

Runs the wing, turns and twists,
Drives his car when he's pissed,
Steven Pienaar

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Thought we signed him, of course
bought his girlfriend a horse
That's Leroy Fer