That really pops my cork.

[Seathestars]

As details of one of the Prime Minister's vomit-inducing affairs leak out like Bin Juice onto your new slippers....

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What is the most bizarre thing someone has ask you do for their sexual gratification, or what is your most peculiar thing that gets you off?

Your Ma

 

[ClausThomsen]

I like to cross dress as a sexy goth and hang around bus stops saying no to strange men asking for photographs.

 

[marnie]

Mexican midget porn.Like watching 2 Oompa Loompa's wrestling in a sand pit without the green hair.Lovely stuff

 

[ForeverBlue92]

I like to cross dress as a sexy goth and hang around bus stops saying no to strange men asking for photographs.

Sorry again about that mate

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Yer mar once asked me to make sure your door was locked so you wouldn’t spy on us you filthy little turdburgler

Aye, she was so embarrarassed.
She felt so sorry for you. it was a care in the community thing, wasn't it.

 

[Kurt.]

Aye, she was so embarrarassed.
She felt so sorry for you. it was a care in the community thing, wasn't it.

Yeah, but we managed you well and didn’t discriminate

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Sorry again about that mate

As if you'd ask.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I don't believe you.

I know. As if he'd decline.

 

[ste d' indica]

I know. As if he'd decline.

Exactly, 'kin no chance.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Mexican midget porn.Like watching 2 Oompa Loompa's wrestling in a sand pit without the green hair.Lovely stuff

Oh man, many years ago I was having a smoke of the green stuff with a few mates. One of them decided to chuck on some of his collection of midget porn.

I was already feeling queasy by that point and at the start of a massive whitey, but it finished me. Got the bus home with my head spinning and my head full of midget cunnilingus. I've never properly recovered.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Oh man, many years ago I was having a smoke of the green stuff with a few mates. One of them decided to chuck on some of his collection of midget porn.

I was already feeling queasy by that point and at the start of a massive whitey, but it finished me. Got the bus home with my head spinning and my head full of midget cunnilingus. I've never properly recovered.

I think there's a camp in Wyoming where they pray those demons out of you and help the healing process begin.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I think there's a camp in Wyoming where they pray those demons out of you and help the healing process begin.

PRAISE THE LORD!