That really pops my cork.

[Lord Buckethead]

As details of one of the Prime Minister's vomit-inducing affairs leak out like Bin Juice onto your new slippers....




What is the most bizarre thing someone has ask you do for their sexual gratification, or what is your most peculiar thing that gets you off?

 

[degsy]

Its a trap gif here....

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[Shevin Keedy]

My missus has a fur bikini and wears that while I remove my trousers to reveal my Tyrannosaurus legs, then I tuck my arms into my shirt with just my hands sticking out, and we play the Land that Time Forgot; it is essentially me chasing her around. I eventually catch her and we bonk.

 

[Yarrgh]

My missus has a fur bikini and wears that while I remove my trousers to reveal my Tyrannosaurus legs, then I tuck my arms into my shirt with just my hands sticking out, and we play the Land that Time Forgot; it is essentially me chasing her around. I eventually catch her and we bonk.

Just buy a Pickford Jersey and keep her in a ready state of arousal.

 

[Jimishorts]

 

[Prevenger17]

I get her to dress up in this:




The only drawback to the Jabba costume is that it's so hard to store away after

 

[jaycee]

I get her to dress up in this:

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The only drawback to the Jabba costume is that it's so hard to store away after

Why do you dress her as Jabba?

 

[Bungle]

What is the most bizarre thing someone has ask you do for their sexual gratification

Quite a few of the ladies I've been with like to roleplay and pretend they're dazed and confused, they scream a bit and do this thing where they act like they don't remember how they got to mine.

We've had some right jolly times and we've gone as far as to roleplay the whole courtroom scenario and jail time. This whole jail roleplay thing has left me with a gaping arsehole though so be vigilant.

 

[Bungle]

Also heard that @bullybeef sweats lard and uses it to grease himself up and force himself back up his mums minge.

 

[Prevenger17]

Why do you dress her as Jabba?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Also heard that @bullybeef sweats lard and uses it to grease himself up and force himself back up his mums minge.

Easing yourself slowly back into forum life I see

 

[toffee82]

I was wondering why my brother went all quiet when I asked him what the orange foam rectangles in his house was for.

Edit. BJ is not my brother
Edit the edit. BJ being Boris Johnson

 

[The binman chronicles]

I've just been put off custard creams for life.

 

[marnie]

My missus once dressed up as a school girl.She thought I would like it.I just thought she looked like a really slow learner.